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But ultimately...
Jimmy Carter, there's a class act.
Whoopdee-frigging-do.
I don't think I can stand to listen to you for another second.
How do you explain us being here? Are we both dead?
Lakers? I thought we were sold in Los Angeles.
Really?
We are in the middle of a highly classified NSA operation.
We've done enough already.
If you're in my car, you're produce.
Please...
I hope you don't mind my asking, but how was he? Any good?
I'm about to go on television and reluctantly accept my charge.
You...
I found Haney. He's on the South Lawn.
Haney needed to spin-dry the kickback money. That's how Olympia came in.
I didn't order a sandwich.
I just remembered. A young lady gave me an envelope for you.
What's wrong?
We both know you want another crack at the Oval Office.
Nothing exciting. Farm equipment.
This really steams my clams.
Did you ever had one of her pizzas?
Chet, could you...?
Did Reagan foxtrot with a frigging panda?
The presidents are dead!
Every 500 feet they stop to take another damn picture.
I'll do it.
He learned from the master.
It's not there?!
...request...permission to shoot.
We can't get cars through the block.
One!
No way, sleazebag.
I'm your favorite?
Thirty seconds.
...idealistic, gloriously deluded fool out there, hey...
When he was President he cooked for his guests.
You cut back on disaster relief.
...on the way to the office tonight.
It has been described as one of the most vicious presidential races...
That's all. You can put it at ease.
What about Rita?
That's Presidents Kramer and Douglas.
I'm sorry. Look, if we left.....
On our shift!
Hail to the Chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing.
...don't jump off trains.
Look, Joanna...
-You're lucky I didn't have a stroke. -Wasn't that little risky?
Now what? Who am I, f@#%ing MacGyver?
We're Republicans.
It was pretty bad.
-A message from the president. -Thanks, Jim.
Thank God you never spoke like this during our debates.
I don't know about that
This is easy.
Because it's such a great sport.
Are you crazy? We can't go public without evidence.
If it is I'll give you a big kiss on the lips.
...I wish somebody'd walk up and shoot me.
You made the right choice.
The Donner Party moved faster.
Now. The people have spoken.
I'm just kidding.
I was told what you went through.
Don't worry. I can promise this is the last you'll hear about it.
We march in these all the time
Ernesto. What's yours?
We are here to help your dream become real, America.
...I might take the family up to see Mount Rushmore.
I'm not trying to.
We really wish you wouldn't do that. You put yourself at risk.
Nobody rides for free. Cost you 50 bucks.
...wanders in the woods.
it's an honor to meet you, son.
Press secretary's already apologized for any confusion.
Better smile, they'll know we're here in ten seconds.
Let's get one thing straight.
It's our butts if we let them out of sight.
Are the rest areas conveniently located and well maintained?
I better get over there and give our friend moral support.
Jim's black sir.
Those are the presidents.
I think you're awesome.
I'll make the announcement.
The people will believe us!
Where are you?