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Hey, good buddy! God bless America!
Watch it, watch it.
I needed a cup of coffee.
We're in the middle of a divorce.
I have it.
...where the president was to meet them later.
Mr. President...
...they're still out there with about a three-hour head start.
-You don't believe me? -Go ahead and die.
You must be one of those rare gals...
Do what you want, but when the NSA shows up, we'll know who gave us away.
Thank you.
Oh, boy.....
Haney's behind all this.
Look, Tanner.
Good going.
Mandela was a great man, but he couldn't sing.
I want to speak to the White House.
We're getting there.
The red ass?
Tell that to Wayne and Jenny and their kids living in their car.
...if the book goes or not...
After we drop you off...
...or he'd have to...
You talking about me?
I'm sorry I couldn't do that.
Everyone will get an autograph.
Hang on!
No fair peeking.
Too little, too late. You'll never catch us.
Funny thing, isn't it?
Hey, everybody.
Matt Douglas.
That takes us directly into Ohio. We're fine.
I'm afraid a situation's come up.
Thanks.
I know you and Charlie were friends but he's in over his head.
Not really. It's not a natural wonder
We lost our jobs because of your budget cuts, President Kramer.
And Sammy's so skinny.
Yeah, maybe in a couple years.
-What business is it of yours anyway? -Where can we talk?
Did we get collision coverage?
That's a U.S. government plate.
I see your name, Charles Reynolds' name, and at the bottom...
What is Olympia and who is behind it?
-We don't know what state we're in. -Come on, Grandpa.
And I hope this doesn't scare you away from golf.
Why?
Who knows this place better than us?
Not to worry anybody, but you might want to make a run for it.
You're a whore, admit it. Admit you're a big whore.
I know your people, the black people...
-I'm not a reporter. -Ella Fitzgerald.
Have you found it yet?
About eight to ten hours.
You're doing the smart thing.
-ls there a problem? -There'll be less of one if you come.
My love.
And I don't have the slightest clue what Olympia is?
Are you ready for the tour?
Thank you very much.
...because of your...
...dancing with a giant dog in every newspaper on this planet.
Possibly we can lay the scandal on him.
A funny thing happened on the way to the hotel tonight.
So they don't forget me.
It's spooky. He really looks like him.
There was only. one assassination attempt on me. You had three.
Hello, baby.
Better her than me, Carl.
Thank you. Thank you.
She said she was a friend from Washington.
We have no other choice.
...I congratulated Governor Douglas on his victory.
You're a damn fool.
Be calm and know you have the full. power of the White House behind you.
...hostility...
Either Haney would be assassinated...
You're an idiot.
Oh, and...
Hey, good buddy! God bless America!
Tom and Blinky.
What we do now?