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Who would have ever thought of that.?
Don't be a moron, Charlie! You're saying you offered me a kickback...
The voice of the people.
-What kind of burger? -The one with bacon.
...who leads?
You're going to Washington for the book convention?
You are interfering with an official operation. Vacate the area.
He damn near got away with it.
For the last time, I'm telling everything I know.
...and Carl Witnaur.
Then it's okay.
"Remind Him These People Are From The Netherlands Not Nether Regions."
I could be dead soon. I won't need it.
Please get out of our car.
Then it might not be so bad.
I'm pretty sure I'll catch one of you.
Kevin, run, throw this in the trash for Mama, okay?
We fought bravely, but for us the time has come...
Change of plans. Mr. Kramer and Mr. Douglas are going to Washington.
Now the Democrats can offer you immunity if you give us the name.
Unlock the door.
I'll get right on it.
Hurry up!
Maybe.
Excuse me, got a minute?
Haney's chief of staff. That son of a bitch.
Get me the name of that contractor. You must dig that up.
What an unexpected and blood-curdling surprise.
That's not the point.
Are you saying that I took a kickback.?
Two more minutes.
Yeah, I'm about to share coffee with the Washington love machine. No dice.
...Haney, Kramer, one of them is going down.
That's how Olympia came in.
Tell them the presidents're called on an emergency summit.
...as the next President of the United States.
Actually, I have. A great American.
I'm hungry. Give me one of those Tootsie Rolls you've got.
...the book in your library.....
As I remember, we sat around talking about golf most of the time.
I don't need you helping me.
Nine months after he took the oath of office...
Eighty million.
Why would he say that?
Jesus!
...if I was your favorite TV newsperson.
How's it going?
You don't scare me.
They're not leaving.
...enjoying the splendor of our land.
Now you figure that out!
We've had that buried for years.
They are taking us out in the middle of nowhere.
He's dead.
It was like an upgrade to a 1 foot cock
Put up the checkpoints for ten miles around the crash site.
It's already been discussed.
In my coat.
What do you miss most about the office?
Now Reynolds is getting ready to release an affidavit saying...
I assure you...
Let's do it.
I'm glad to see you.
Charlie, old buddy!
I'm not ashamed to say it, I slept with both those guys.
Wait a minute.
Yes, ma'am. I'm so pleased to meet you. Sit down.
...and are working to expose a cover-up.
I'm just...
Let's pick up the pace. The older folks are dragging us down.
What a coincidence
Hence the name.
Farm equipment! I knew that damn broad was trouble.
I only had 50 cents.
Agent Wilkerson.
Keep on trucking!
I'm convinced that it's for the nation's good...
-No, no, it's okay. -Take it.
We're never getting to Ohio. Not the way this guy drives.
I don't want to wear this I'm a Houston fan
It's on the house.
Carl, I'm in a very tough spot here.
All right.....
This must've been a difficult experience.
The Democrats may have some damaging information about...
My parents proved that conclusively.
-I know about the kickback you took. -I didn't take one!
it's helped me get to my new home.
If we go public, there'll be another cover-up.
Tell me about it.
After that bike ride, I'm changing my position on an important issue.
Mr. Presidents, please!
My orders didn't mention Camp David.
I met him once. Haney brought him into the office for lunch.
I'll look for the exhibit in your library.
Guest quarters.
Keep out of sight.
...it is perseverance that will turn a dream into a reality...
...you're wrong.
...how do we know he'll cooperate?
I want to get back on the road.
I'm sure it's a bit overwhelming for you to meet us like this.
Cleveland?
But blacks are so good at many sports.
...can be very secretive.
...a tranquil land dotted with picturesque windmills.
You sure?
No, it's not. Our sources tell us Haney's shifting the blame.
...but they can be blamed on Tanner.