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A million people come to the White House every year.
...what I was.
They need our encouragement and support to grow.
This is Douglas. I'm with Kramer and a gun's pressed to your head.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, great.
You give to me now, I give to you.
It was a panda, sir.
Give me the gun.
...penis?
Sir, as far as know, President Haney's at the White House.
Someone carved it?
No, you do yours, then I'll sing mine.
What's the difference?
He didn't know anything about it.
Good morning.
...miss you.
She's ready to report that Douglas and Kramer have disappeared...
I trust you.
...not our car.
I have some friends who might help.
It's wonderful to see an American family out...
And how is my favorite TV newsperson?
You haven't said anything about my book.
I don't know, Carl. That's tricky stuff.
We're just now hearing about it?
What's the deal?
lf I have to get a hearing aid after this, I'm sending you the bill.
I always did just enough not to piss anybody off...
Good to see you.
I'm trying to stay alert.
OK Boomer
...today began serving his sentence at a federal prison in Stafford, Virginia.
I'd be doing better if I had your blueberry muffins.
You know, we voted for you.
-Vodka tonic -I'm sure we can swing that.
Please tell me it's Kramer.
Let's stop talking. We're about to bond. I'll vomit
Hear about what?
...according to the 25th Amendment...
How much longer to Cleveland?
...countries into world powers...
...I think I'm going to...
I voted and I feel dirty
We don't have any cash.
You got a problem with my cookbook?
-No, it's really us. -No! Get out of here!
Old man?!
Come on in.
Go to the press.
I can't think of anything more fitting than to share with you...
We'll go on TV and tell them about Reynolds, murder and the explosion.
Sorry.
Did Taft write Thirty Days to a Slimmer Ass?
How dare you?
I'll talk... I like to talk.
After going through this whole thing...
...when all this took place, Kramer was President.
Oh, God!
We're hoping to spot all 50 states.
Mrs Sherman told me Charlie had a favorite song.
...I don't like you.
One that cheered him up.
If we can get ourselves seen on TV everyone will know...
I'll call Kaye and by noon Washington will be up to its knees in Olympia.
And you wonder why the Democrats are in trouble.
Headed for Ohio?
That's impossible!
Remind him these people are from the Netherlands, not nether regions.
...not what you did.
We have transportation to Camp David.
Great.
I try four times already. I love this country.
Nelson Mandela
Now let's rock and roll...
Let's go.
Lots of people have seen them.
Hi. I'm Matt Douglas. This is President Kramer.
...I don't care.
...if you ask me, this whole thing's been a real coup.
As I recall just the two of us were there.
But the financial benefits have been fantastic.
...but you really think the Party'd back me if I helped out?
A little fiddling with the records, some rewriting of history.
Muskrat Sam
Not so fast, Carl. Slow down.
Damn it.
Now that's better.
You were the leader of the free world.
This time, pretend not to enjoy it.
it's Haney's mess and he's shifting it to me.
Come on.
-I can't -Close your eyes.
We must transfer you out of the area.
A muscle spasm.
Wayne, slow down. That bacon doesn't have wings... it won't fly away.
What do you think, Blinky?