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We escaped before it blew up.
Rumor has it a major scandal is about to blow...
What? I Haven't Driven Myself Since My First Year In The House
They can't find work.
-What are you doing?! -It's the only way we'll get to Haney.
So you better watch your step, you bastards.
Not that I mind, because when it blows, my party's going to be in.
Why don't you guys relax?
...the words from that song.
Same difference.
Two things.
This office has done a lot for me!
And we lost our home...
...we might have been...
No dancing with animals.
...that I step aside.
it's good to see you too, Joe. We could use a little help out here.
We've. got eight hours before we get to the library.
...they don't care enough to kill you anymore.
No, sir.
She was a stewardess.
Lucky for you we came along when we did. You were in a bad way.
Congratulations.
...running around sucking up every dime that isn't nailed down.
We agreed the zipper would be in the up position.
Don't hide who you really are. Be brave Here.
No disrespect, sir, but you're in my car.
We investigate Olympia, wind up dead, it gets tied to Haney.
Nice to have seen you.
And it's not in the National Archives, it's in my presidential library in Ohio.
We'll be right there.
-We figured it out. -You'll never get away with it.
Be glad I'm not Gerry Ford. We would be lying at the bottom of the stairs.
I didn't want to call anyone, but you're the only person I trust.
Hold this.
I'm on a fact-finding mission from the Department of the interior.
Don't you fall into the trap. Democrats are full of crap.
Excuse me, sirs. I'm Agent Kopeck, in charge of the White House detail.
There's Abe Lincoln. He chopped down the cherry tree.
Unless you find them in the wreckage...
But on some level...
He was a president. He had his four years.
You're talking about ignorance. You're the ignorant ones. Both of ya.
What's back there?
The tour guides are the hardest working people in the White House.
Over their dead bodies.
It was a front company.
The new draft better?
Our country. Get your facts straight.
I miss you too.
-What about our nation right now? -Wayne, don't.
I don't think we'll make it to Akron
The thing just grabbed me. Am I supposed to knock it down ?
-You handled it very well. -You think so?
Why me and why now? Who'll benefit from framing me?
You Washington boys don't know the truth when it bites you in the butt.
Douglas, this thing stops in Akron...
...down here!
Let's hear your version, Gershwin.
I send Caldwell to the archives...
I have a tough time keeping track of the Democrats--
...on the transportation capabilities of our interstate system.
Nice work, Russell.
I'm not coming out. He is.
Picked up a lot of fresh produce at the farmer's market.
I know. There's nothing to worry about.
Enjoy them and protect them.
...the president's here.
It'll perk me up.
You must be joking.
It's the North Lawn. We're on the other side of where we want to be.
Because if we lose that...
if your going to use the f word go for the gold
When I couldn’t sleep, I'd go downstairs and she'd make a dessert
Excuse me! I don't know my way ... around Kramer World.
Oh, man!
Hello, Senator.
Oh, my. Oh, my.
it's part of the deal.
-I could ask, sir. -Just drive the cart!
And we did it.
And so I can get just a little taste of...
Did you see that?
They not kill you, Señor. They send you back.
That's an order.
What? Haney?
Dulls the senses.
I must go find a john.
Anything you really like, I can get it for you at cost.
Guy looks like a cop.
The report just came in from the White House.
Moving that house was a bitch.
Closet case. Sad
I'm with Kramer.
Maybe this'll help you get where you have to go.
I'm so sorry and I'm so embarrassed.
Where are you? What's going on?
Go on, get going! Shoo! Shoo!
I think he's covering for Haney.
Marksmen, intruders, North Lawn. This is Tanner going to intercept.
That's our business.
No, not me, Kaye.
Jesus Christ!
It's okay.
The country's falling apart. People are losing their homes.
The old man, or the ladies' man?
I was thinking...
It's shameful.
What is this?
-Get out of the chopper! -The crops?
I will not abort my mission without verification of your authority.
-What do you have? -Nothing over here!
There's no way they can get out of the building.
Get out!