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...I had a thing with the real Douglas, at a Fourth of July do.
That's okay, Rita. You have a good one.
It stinks, right?
-Come on! Sure you did! -No, no, you just don't get it.
-How? -They used the tour.
Sandwich boy.
Tough enough to win, I hope.
All I care is that chopper's not for us.
...is practically dead even in the polls with is bitter rival...
We never had to leave the chopper! You've got their gun!
He isn't here.
That duplicitous little turd.
My God.
They need to be supported.
Okay, where were we?
-President Douglas! -And President Kramer!
He's not, so he'll be okay. Let's get out of here.
Stop yelling, you dick.
Just know how to make a girl get all gooey inside.
Interesting game. You're playing pretty tough.
-We'll jump together. -Don't give me that.
Mr. Presidents, stop!
...President Douglas.
...one man will have to salute the other...
Hold it! Stop right there!
I can't figure how a twisted psycho like Tanner end up in the NSA.
Shall we greet the nation Mr. Vice President-elect.
Did you hear that?
You made money from this office.
I was President of the United States I don't dance with animals.
That kind of ignorance is dangerous.
I think that's what I'll call it from now on.
Not a good place to be.
It's time, sir.
...into Matsamuda's insurance Underwriter of the Year.
-Look out! -Hold on!
Witnaur, we'll ask this just once.
Did you hear that?
So long.
Will you stop whistling please? I'm trying to sleep over here.
You sent Tanner to kill us.
They will not be reachable and we have no further information.
I owe you?
-Don't do that -Why?
...they're in.
Would somebody go collect Blinky?
...don't enjoy the game.
We're just happy you're headed for Cleveland.
Honey, you're hurting me.
...the Party'll be grateful.
Here's half. You owe me.
it's amazing.
...president.
Really? You don't need to.
You're right.
It was just nice to do something and...
Who goes first?
I had a few as a kid.
What's wrong with you? I'm obese.
Come on, let's go.
The ceremony honoring the Dutch resistance during World War II?
I guess, but are we sure it's official?
Kaye Griffin called today.
Thank you.
I'll stay near Hayne. As soon as you get them, call me.
What's wrong?
I'll just kill you.
Okay? I'll be in touch.
Hi, there.
One of America's greatest natural wonders, son.
Okay, folks, please step back. Form a line
When we think of the Netherlands, no doubt we have images of...
-I'm going to see Haney. -Hold on, Rambo.
No need for concern it's only me, the twisted psycho.
I don't care. Did Jefferson dance with a bear?
Oh, my! is this for real?
Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
And Wilkerson, call the press.
I can't see! Get it out!
All we have now is the slim chance of a job...
No kidding.
Okay, let's go.
This is the green room. It's green. Hence the name.
Thankfully it turned out you weren't on board.
We're friends. I want to believe you, but some people say it wasn't that way.
No problem.