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My God, did he put on a spread! Those little chicken livers wrapped...
You'll have to stand alone.
God, that felt good.
Run after them, I'll cut them off.
Screw you.
...ninety-nine.....
This'll make him very happy.
Let's start at the front and move back.
President Kramer.
Get out!
I'll wake up screaming every night.
I may have to call the department, tell them when to expect us.
Thank you. I'll be ready.
What are you saying? I'm a fat pig.
Wait a minute.
God, this whole thing is crazy.
Good afternoon, sirs. Colonel Paul Tanner, NSA.
I'm sorry things are tough.
it's a freedom-ring necklace.
I guess life in the White House put a strain on your marriage.
The helicopter went down over the Blue Ridge mountains.
Johann Gambolputty
Not twice.
I'm going to have to stand by my original statement.
-Nice going, Mario. -Shut up.
Just the two of us? Are you sure about that?
I think the military can definitely use some of those gals.
Oh, my God!
...looking for a confirmation.
There you go.
He goes around building homes for poor people with his own hands.
But...
Wear it with pride.
That's a Constellation. It was given to me by Gorbachev.
...and serious doubts about this man's ability to lead a nation...
...get out of our car.
After all the scandals and the party politics and all the bull...
Is it possible Kramer and Douglas are in on this together?
To say there is no love lost between these two candidates...
His nose is bigger.
We have to talk...
Do I have a choice?
No, Mr. President.
I hate that song.
As a way of saying Thank you...
His lady called the White House.
Too fast again.
That's the first step towards recovery.
Get in the damn car!
I have nothing to say to you We can still talk
Get off the horse!
What's your name?
...democratic Governor Matt Douglas of Indiana.
No sharing tips. it's every man for himself until we get to Cleveland.
I'm involved? What about you? You were sitting in a dead man's car.
Just get out of the chopper.
Here you go.
Prick.
it's a pleasure to meet ya!
it's wanting to jump around.
But you know something, somewhere out there there's another fool.
Oh, baby.
I think it was a great service you did for your country.
In a few miles we hit 77.
Let's talk.
What are you looking at?
Running together as independents are ex-Presidents Kramer and Douglas.
I'm not even sure about the dosage but...
I have always believed that dreams...
I'm the Democratic Chairman. We need your help.
They're down.
But I guess we have no choice. We did everything we could.
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
This is the Green Room. It's green. Hence, the name...
Is there any way someone could have broken in here?
What a night.
...trust me, didn't...
Simple. Jump, tuck, and roll.
Did you drop that?
Aye, Macarena!
When this is over, let's come back and look for my balls.
I'm sorry, sir. I have no idea what you're talking about.