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Let er rip
If this tofurkey tastes half as good as it looks...
ORY-GUN
How can they have nothing for the kids? He's been out of work for seven years.
Sorry, Daddy. It looks good even if they're not lit.
Crystal and I would like to help you get blackout drunk and puke in my house
Thanksgiving 2023 We have plenty of room!
Corporate cards
"Shitting Bricks." "You shouldn't use that word." "Sorry, shitting Rocks."
Why doesn't CLPE work Ben? I don't know Dan!
Julie Cottel There's a recipe for that
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! GET YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE. REALLY NICE.
It's over. Not according to Santa's watch.
Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass..
Looks like the toad overestimated The height of his living room ceiling
Do you honestly think I don’t know that?
SHITTER WAS FULL!!
When plumber judges DIY
that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
Alice? She passed away 30 years ago.
Fire Kenny Payne And fire someone while I wait for Kenny to be fired
The little lights aren’t twinkling
where’s ron? he usually eats this goddamn shit
Feeling like Ruby Sue this morning waking up to NO SNOW
...ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless...
Wee!
.
Epicor Replacements
Jeez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. Brush my teeth. Feed the hog.
Que pedo gorgoriu?
He’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet
Jeff be like...
Merry Christmas! Slitter was full!
It's Just That I Know How You Build Things Up In Your Mind, Sparky."
Did you get your travel authorization yet?
I can picture it in my mind And it's breathtaking
Do you honestly think I don't know that? Come on, you guys, don't fight.
Looks so nice at the kitchen table.
Test
how did they get all that - like the cvv code? i don't know, mom!
Non-nutritive media varnish?
I know Art. Thanks for noticing.
State of the Nation …
....
He’s got a lip fungus that ain’t identified yet.
Mechanical failure?
Damn it Tim, you gave it away!
When what to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleigh and...."
I can picture the studio in my mind And it’s breathtaking
And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.
Barbara work Christmas party
Heihei
He was a huge, beastly, bulging man and--
roland penno you naughty boy! now i have no choice but to bash you up! (bashes up with fist) bash! bash! bash! bash! bash! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! alright alright i give up! i'll move out forever! thanks jeez poland renno!
I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree.
Holiday movie marathon starts NOW
There's no business. I'm not pressing any charges.
When Ben start on Web3 It’s best to let him finish.
Hey Bevo, how hard is your bd going to be after APFT?
2020 Clark, that's the gift that keeps giving the whole year.
I want to have Christmas here in our house.
Every faculty meeting you have attended...
It was an ugly trophy anyway.
Do you hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.
RUSS...WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I OVERDID ANYTHING?
Jelly of the Month Club
Boy, these gusty winds appear to be playing havoc with that giant nutcracker float.
Looks so nice sleeping on our couch.
Joevs108
Worse?
When my friend gives me a listing referral over the Christmas Holidays.
Trying to sell in one more 32oz And you find the nice retailer
Fuck JDGafflin, I shouldn’t have to fumigate this here bag
oh dear grandma snell fancy a notre dame? yes one with nine million towers!
HC and I’ll show ya
Her eyes aren't crossed anymore. That's something, ain't it?
Become a Rodan+Fields Consultant
If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
If you don't mind, Clark, I'd like to see if I can fumigate this here chair.
We needed a coffin. I mean, a tree.
These branches are the symbol of the shitty spirit of the Holiday Season between neighbors
Retooling?! I'll retool you!
Well, you be careful there. There's nothing to worry about, Eddie.
But Don't You Go Falling In Love With It Now. Because The Air Force still wants to cancel the damn thing.
Fried pussycat!
It’s a one year subscription to the Atticus Shaffer Jelly of the Month Club! Clark that’s the gift that keeps giving the whole year!
Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber
Alice? She passed away 30 years ago.
So how's the live bait business Eddie?
Well, can we at least forbid them to answer the phone?
Merry Christmas!! Swooginville was full!!
It looks great. a little full. lot of sap.
Is your house on fire, Ingy?
From all of us at US Sitework
Oh he's just yacking on a bone
He worked really hard on that grandma...
I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
And get me somebody while I wait.
Great. Can't wait to see what I got.
Me anytime I leave the house for the 5 months
You want to hurry this up, Willy? I'm freezing my baguettes off.
Jordan’s now Ellen’s Dad “I have to eat, so I can take my back pills!”
Nervous or excited? Shittin’ bricks.
Looks so nice parked in the driveway
If this isn't the biggest bag over the head
At the rink..
It looks great. A little full. A lot of sap.
CARY, THAT’S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING THE WHOLE YEAR
Uncle Paul, Are You Sure You Ain’t Santie Claus???
Don’t forget that report, Bill.
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He’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet.
IF THE GOVT WAS IN CHARGE OF YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS
That it is, Tacos. That it is, indeed
What is it?
You wanna hurry this up Clark?? I’m freezing my baguettes off!
(BLOWS BOS'N'S WHISTLE) (DOORBELL CHIMES) (BARKS) (HUMMING)
Where’s Crosgrove? He usually eats these goddamn things.
DJ, if this tastes half as good as it looks we’re in for a real treat!
Dad, that thing wouldn't fit in our yard. It's not going in our yard, Jace. It's going in the garage.
I have to eat so I can take my back pills!
Dip out and I'll show you
Laymen’s terms None of that insider bullshit
It is warm in here. You have your coat on.
Retooling i'll retool you
ho, ho, ho. merry christmas, mandy!
RETOOLING?!?! I'LL RETOOL YOU!!
Not that good, actually.
A WHOLE QUARTER
You sirius, Clark?
...and sees me standing in the yard, staring at the house in my pajamas.
don't eat my cake mommy! yum
. I got hemorrhoids. Can you believe that?
THAT'S PRETTY LOW, MISTER. IF I HAD A RUBBER HOSE, I WOULD BEAT YOU INTO SEPTEMBER.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America...
I appreciate that, Mel
Covid What you did just plain SUCKS!
Will you just take it easy, Ellen? I'm in complete control.
Well, I can't lie to you, Clark. The truth is, things ain't going too good at all.
Chris did you get your bonus yet Will there be a pool?
...and say hello to everybody. Hello, everybody?
This is what happens When your shitter is full
Oh that was fun. I love breaking into cars
Just in the living room. I should say it?
Oh, it's just a little dry. It's fine. It looks good to me.
“I Heard On The News That A Pilot Spotted Santa's Sled On Its Way In From New York." That’d be me.
50!!
(PLAYING) (TELEPHONE RINGS) (THUNDER) (BIRDS WHISTLE) (WHISTLING) (SNAP) (WHISTLES)
I don’t have clubs, Kevin
Speaking of Christmas trees, kids, can one of you tell me...
That’s not the Friggin Christmas Star It’s the light at the sewage treatment plant
Don’t piss me off, Andy
ffff
College? Carnival.
i have to eat so i can take my back pills
Those spotlight points lights are definitely not gonna twinkle
Have you checked our shitters, honey? Clark, please.
What?
...whatever you got last year...
I can't swim, Clark.
Get me an exit row aisle Please if your working tonight
I'm gonna catch it in the coat and smack it with the hammer.
PGA Louisville
That's not a Comet... It's the light on the sewage treatment plant
...the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.
Ruby Sue, sweetheart.
Neck Steven
Not that I know of russ
Come to work and I’ll show you
I like to eat Christmas jelly beans off the floor.
When you ask an American who they'd t
I appreciate that, John
My constant message to Rauner and Rahm, and CPS
Yea. You surprised?
Damn. I hate getting g up on Christmas morning with dem kids.
Those kids can fend for themselves
Fried pussycat!