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Slow down and let him pass.
We named him that because he's got this sinus condition.
Happy Thanksgiving from Apex Roofing and Construction!
DON'T FORGET TO USE THAT GEAR WISELY, MEMPHIS. YES SIR. THANK YOU. I WILL.
You serious, Clark?
Look!
How did you get incentive? I cut out incentive this year
It doesn’t show
The house lights don't work, the flood lights don't work.
Not a log. I don’t have a log.
Hey, Griswold. Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Shopping Cart That Big?"
You know, if one goes out, the whole thing doesn't work.
Don't you go falling in love with it now Because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.
He thinks maybe next year...
Oh, that there? That's an RV.
You’re the Last true family man
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i have to eat so i can take my back pill!
The traffic lights are not blinking
Oh, boy. This is a surprise, Clark.
...he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.
Dam it Carl, he guessed it
Folks! Folks! Folks! Happy January 6th
good
I can't believe it. What is it?
We feel you...
It's going in our living room.
But when people count on them as part of their salary...
Dad, that thing wouldn't fit in our yard. It's not going in our yard, Russ.
Where's Bronts, she usually licks the sort oft things
Where's MUSNY? He usually eats these goddamn things
Yes. Yes. It is. It's a bit nipply out. I mean, nippy out.
Dad.
yes we'll just put dirt in a tractor and experiment. ok we can try it.
How surprised are you with 2020 so far?
Stacie and I at least once a day
Clark, do you think there's enough room for the angel?
No we missed out on that one
Kids, come on out here and see what Uncle Clark's done to the house.
I'm gonna catch it in the coat and smack it with a hammer
Waste of Resources
But don't you go falling in love with it now.
All I kept was a 50-foot plot, the pigs and the worm farm.
Twitter was full!
Nick, are you sure you aint santy claus
You can't see the line, can you, Russ? No.
Jeez...Look at the time. Gotta get to bed, brush my teeth, feed the hog, do the laundry, wash the car, still got homework to do...
Why is there Dirt All Over the Floor, Katolie? I Don't know mom,
current situation...
Bullies don’t play Sunday, Harry.
I'm sure it did, Grisball.
You be careful there clark
MERRY CHRISTMAS MOM..... SHITTER WAS FULL!
(CHUCKLES) (HUMMING) hmm
PGA . Louisville
Damn it, Carl, they guessed it
Hey, just hold your wad there, fella. Clark had nothing to do with this.
Dad, I think what you mean is, "Burn rubber," and, "Eat my dust."
Yes, honey? Audrey's frozen from the waist down.
Russ! Right here, dad.
Really nice.
Dad. Dad.
What they did just plain... sucks
i like it, yeah
Dad, can you explain again what we're doing?
Russ right here dad
Oakbrook?? Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
My mail person on Christmas with my package
It’s a fine quality item
GRACE?
It’s a beaut, Clark!
"Oh, The Crunch Enhancer? Yeah, It's A Non-Nutritive Cereal Varnish."
Would it be indecent to ask uncle D to stay at a hotel?
After you shower, of course. Of course.
You set standards that no family event can ever live up to.
Road Grit Eat my road grit liver lips
...sometimes things look good on paper...
Yes because no one ever complains about The UMC on the page
That’s the gift that keeps on giving, the whole year.
Oh the holidays
How did you get a backpack. I cut bonuses this year
And why is there Dirt All Over the Floor, Katie? I Don't know, Mon!
Hei Din kuk
Dad, it's beautiful!
Save the neck for me clark
We have plenty
It’s for note taking. No shit.
Happy Birthday Boy!!
sometimes i stand up on the bus
You want me to do the drum roll thing? No, it's okay. Here goes nothing.
All of us opening up that second stimulus check this Christmas...
RUSS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I OVERDID ANYTHING?
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
I can picture it in my mind and it's breathtaking
You really think it matters, eddie?
gnf
Hasn't had a job in 7 years because...
...that have no special meaning. My toes are numb.
I hope this adds to your enjoyment of the holidays.
You keep touching it, it's getting redder
...heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped...
Our Principal... ...Better take care of that!
Well, that's my name.
Where’s Musny? He usually eats these goddamn things
If you believe in him and you believe in your mom and you believe in your....
Steve, You get your fantasy football money yet?
From all of us at US Sitework
Shitting Bricks...
NEEDL-ING
If you don't mind...let me ask you. How much it set you back?
What's that smell? Fried Chicken Wings
I don’t KNOW Rocco!
[Glass shattering] Bingo.
It is gooooood
That ain't the friggin Christmas star Gris
Me Every day
Oh no we're all in this together!
Eddie?
I hope this adds to your enjoyment of the holidays.
when was the time i starred in the movie cake? when you wanted penny wong to try and go crazy as a pole.
Play Ball
Twenty-five thousand twinkle lights.
Joevs
Greg…. You’re the last true family man
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of an important call.
Are you going to bawl all over it Or are you going to open it?
Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
REI and the 856 Carton ID requirements
Is a light on the sewage treatment plant
Lewis burned down my tree, so I replaced it as best I could. Voilà.
Clark, that's the GIF that keeps on giving the whole year
Look!
We’re all in this together!
Of course I do. They took a pint of fluid out of my back.
You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination
Joe
Ellen and I want to help you give the kids a nice Christmas.
I don’t wanna impose
Your company kill off all them people over in India not long ago?
That should look good
and I'll give Audrey a quarter too
We are all making sacrifices!
Get in the kitchen there and get you something to eat.
And why do the socks have holes, Todd??? I don't know, Margo!
Mark..
Vacations. Graduations.
Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was
I got hemorrhoids...
Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Eric scratch your belly.
Oh, my God!
It looks great. A little full. A lot of sap.
I don’t KNOW Rocco!
2018 bonus
SERVER WAS FULL!
Is that a fact? Hey, get out of there. Snots! Yo!
It's a Beaut Alan!
Working with Our Favorite People The Gift That Keeps on Giving
Happy Thanksgiving
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS, ASLEEP.
And Eddie with a man in his pajamas with a dog chain...
You Set Standards That No Family Event Can Ever Live Up To.
If you wanna come in, you are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
Brandon Whatever
We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas...
Kuk
Clark? You staying late? Oh, hi, Bill. Yeah.
Yeah. Thanks for telling us.
If they know your dad, they won't think anything of it.
When You Don't Want Anyone To Come In But The Person Comes In Anyways
We have plenty of room.
You ain’t never seen a set Like this dogs got on it Clark
If you need me, I’ll be outside for the season
(DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (TRUMPET PLAYS) (TELEPHONE RINGS)
...if to get it you have to hurt the ones you depend on.
The little lights aren’t twinkling
If you need help ...Give Me A Holler. I'll Be Upstairs, Asleep.
IT'S A BEAHT, CLARK, IT'S A BEAUT
f this tofurkey tastes half as good as it looks...
I've still got those bills to pay....
else is loving you in the ways i couldn't hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe carly guess what? what? i'm pregnant? are you? no just kidding. days like this i want to drop away. sit by here and watch your shadow fade you were the shadow to my light made you feel alright.
Where’s the Tylenol?
(PENGUINS CHEERING CONTINUES) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (SNAP) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS)
Why would somebody wrap up a cat in a box?
What's that smell? Fried pussycat
Give me a holler I'll be upstairs asleep
Huh....it doesn't show.
It was an ugly tee, anyway.
This is Clark Griswold and his family.
Get Me Somebody. Anybody... And Get Me Somebody While I'm Waiting.
I’d like Matt Calabrese, my commissioner, right here, tonight
He's got that crazed look in his eye. I told you we should've gone to Hawaii.
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
So when did you get the tenement on wheels
At least it’s out of it’s misery