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Vetter getting the next court docs from his investors
With a big ribbon on his head.
Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
It was an ugly pier anyway.
and over here we have contestant number 10... i won't ask again!
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Brad Is annoying
I got hemorrhoids, can you believe that?
.
I'll pull around them and leave them behind us.
Where's MUSNY ? He usually eats these goddamn things.
Here's the heart.
Quiet! Shut up!
If Stevenson doesn’t start scoring soon, im in it up to here
I HOPE IT’S A FORTUNE CLARK
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I was expecting a check. Instead I got enrolled in a jelly club.
It will be your mom accusing my mom Of waxing her upper lip
MERRY CHRISTMAS HEDRA..... SHITTWRS WAS FULL!
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes i am. i'm a celebrity get me out of here!
you see this date? yes your honor but i put 11--no! is it november? yes but-- yes i know look! november is 11.
Reservation at the nut house?
Then I had Spam until it was coming out of my ears.
...and I'm committed to decorating the house, I'm gonna do it right...
Joanne’s got a car. She can drive. I gotta stay
You know, every year he comes to our house. I've seen him.
Looks great Lot a sap
Morgan, if they know your dad they won’t think anything of it
…since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.
Rub my spider Absolutely
I don’t know what to say… It’s a pandemic and we’re all in misery.
Lewis?
If this tofurkey tastes half as good as it looks…
Well, I don't know what to say except we're educators and we're all in misery
Rudolph's red nose took out a third floor window at Marshall Field's.
Let's go find your sister.
Hope you remembered the saw
Yeah. If you don't remember, this here is Rocky.
I'm doing just fine, Clark.
It's a beaut, Clark
Oh, no, no, she's not dead. We're just divorced. She's history.
Get me somebody (to blame)… Anybody. And get me somebody while I,
Oh, Uncle Lewis, you didn't have to buy me anything.
What's left of it.
Dont piss me off Art
You didn't notice if a man came here and delivered a letter today, did you?
A Snyder Crhristmas!
Could you just keep it in mind the next time you go berserk?
Uncle Aaron
I know that, Eddie.
Mask mandates IN MI SCHOOLS LAWSUITS SHOW HOW POINTLESS
Bill, you get your stimulus yet?
Let’s go find your sister
There's a lot of sap in here.
For chrissake, I didn't do this on purpose!
Todd! What's that light?!
You're fired. And where's the phone? I'm calling the police.
Christmas Vacation
Oh, I was just looking for something.
Oh, I know that, Eddie. This isn't charity. It's family.
I dedicate this house to the Griswold family Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS MAHONEY..... SHITTER WAS FULL!
...it fell between the seats and I didn't see it. I'm sorry.
Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany?
Where is Eddie, he usually eats these goddamn things
I know, Glenn, and thanks for noticing
...by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh...
THEY WANT YOU TO PLAY MONOCORE
Drum roll, please.
PGA to the city of Louisville
And an asshole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.
What the hell do you want?
Something really nice.
No, no. We're all in this together.
Thank you, sweetheart.
We checked every bulb, didn't we? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure of it.
...I took the RV. It's a good-looking vehicle, ain't it?
You're the last true family man.
Just taking on a bone...
Damnit, Kyle guessed his bonus
Over here it's, you know, nothing.
When you see a squirrel in your closet
You about ready to do some kissing?
It looks great. A little full. A lot of sap.
The house sure does look swell, Clark.
No Shit
They walked out into the woods, picked out the tree and cut it with their hands.
Clark!
MERRY CHRISTMAS MAGGY, SHITTER WAS FULL!
I did it.
We needed a coffin. I mean, a Tight End.
But I don't think we're lucky enough to have him break his neck.
The look you get When you see the new Recruiter SDAp
It's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match near it.
Our Chesapeake VA RV
Everybody! Come out quick! Look at the lights!
Thanksgiving 2023
No. I still have a couple hundred more bulbs to check.
Dad, they're back.
LAYMAN'S TERMS. NONE OF THAT INSIDE BULLSHIT JARGON NOBODY UNDERSTANDS.
Sorry.
Now just hold your wad there fella
They can fend for themselves
He's got that crazed look in his eye. I told you we should've gone to Hawaii.
I'll retool you!
"The children were nestled all snug in their beds...
Thanks, Mom. It's probably a bad bulb, son.
It's semipermeable, not osmatic. It coats and seals the flake...
SOURCE OF TOUTH?
Helen! Thank God, you're all right.
...an angel gets his wings.
Hmm BOTH: right behind us (SCREAMS)
Jeez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. Brush my teeth. Feed the hog.
IF THIS ISN'T THE BIGGEST BAG-OVER-THE-HEAD PUNCH IN THE FACE I EVER GOT!
Looks good even if they're not lit.
I'm not kidding.
Fire it up, Dad!
Mom, they're not sleeping in my room. I'm gonna go crazy, Mom.
~ Clark Griswold
If you wanna come in, you are gonna have to break. down. the. goddamn. door!
Oh, God!
Plenty of Room DSMS Resource
It’s a beaut Let it Rain
Is it bigger than you expected?
IF I DON’T GET THAT OFFER LETTER, IM IN IT UP TO HERE.
2020
The American people opening Their second stimulus check in 10 months...
74 degrees That's what I think
OH, BRAVEHEARTZ, WE FOUGHT YOUR GUILD IN TW THE OTHER DAY...
He's probably just nosing through the trash
"Why is the carpet all wet Todd ?" I don't KNOW Margo!"
Yeah. So when did you get the tenement on wheels?
I have to poop So I can go to the gym
We have plenty of room
Dfg
If you need me give me a holler I'll be upstairs asleep
How did you get a bonus? I cut out bonuses this year.
At least it's out of its misery.
I'm gonna catch the mouse in the bag And smack him with a hammer
Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis?
And bring that lovely dog
And?
Come here.
If I don’t get that offer letter, I am in it up to here.
...had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
Bahahahaha
I know, Trish, and thanks for noticing.
Coolest coaster ever. The end zones don’t say TEXAS AGGIES.
I appreciate that, Pith
Scooter
How did you get a bonus? I cut out bonuses this year!
Hey, Teresa. Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?
Don’t piss me off Jerry
What's that new thing you got at Food and Drug?
It's lime. That's her Jell-O mold. I'll take it, Eddie.
Look at it. It really is beautiful, Clark.
he aught to know it’s illegal
Is your house on fire Clark?
I guess it wouldn't be any--
Me praying for more patience
and the slice pie can go on the left and the firek diary can go on the floor and the galantean pool can go in the left corner, done! now all you gotta worry about is the teetring architecture around the outside dome fence around your teeth.
Shitting Bricks
If you ruin it for me, I'll give you a while quarter Russ And I'll give you one to, Audrey
Did I Say Nip?
You are all on it together
Actual Footage of Me
TITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Logan and Caitlin have a room for Kathy!
...I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so.
There are no viable options on the waiver wire.
what would happen if julia gillard was getting out of judge judy by kicking her out to support productions of oil farming? well she'd lose 50% of it by 2023.
I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight.