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E OBRIGADO. AND ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE, MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.
Son.
Kind Love employees This x mas season
× "We're Not Driving All The Way Out Here So You Can Get One Of Those Stupid Ties..."
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Oakbrook Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
MAYBE THE KIDS HAVE BEEN FOOLING AROUND WITH IT. I'LL CHECK IN BACK.
That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?!?
Then why is the carpet all wet, Tomo
Have a really merry Christmas
Get off me You little fungus
This makes ne laugh
Last true family man Take one for the team
That it is, Davey. That it is, indeed.
I don’t wanna impose
Can I show you something?
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
hallo
can you believe ... i know ...
You know you really should say that
Classic Christmas movie
...one nation under God, indivisible...
The little lights are not twinkling.
Clark W. Griswold Jr.!
Well, that’s my name No shot
BEST TO JUST LET 'EM FINISH.
Jesus, did the room clear out?!
I have a terrible suspicion Cathrine and Eddie don't have presents for their kids.
I appreciate that, Clark.
...of kith and kin.
YEAH, I GOT THE DAD IN
if he isn't up on the ladder fartin around with his lights he must be in the house
Me?
Clark, don't stay up too late.
Can’t even see the bulge, can you Dan?
Well, I don't know what to say except it's Covid and we're all in misery.
Where’s Ron? he usually eats these damn things…
Merry Christmas Eve Fuckeez
Supposed to be working, watches a movie instead. I don’t know!
So, how's the live bait business Eddie?
He's got that crazed look in his eye. I told you we should've gone to Hawaii.
It isn't every good day somebody moves into a new house. It isn't every good day somebody moves into a new house.
Is Andy done taking Bukkake? I don't know Margo!
"If I Don't Get That Snow, I'm In ItUp To Here."
How Recruiters Will React When They Start Getting Paid The New SDAP
Well, I don't know what to say except it's christmas and we're all in misery
@ @
That it is Edward. That it is indeed.
They worked really hard grandpa
Get me somebody Anybody
Tht ain't the frigging christmas star, gris it's the light of the sewage treatment plant
Take a look around here, COL Brown. We’re at the threshold of hell!
Enjoy Mo! This is what you wanted! I am sure there are no regrets!
Ahem, Fyi
If he isn't farting around with his lights, he must be inside.
It's semi-permeable, it's not osmotic; what it does is it coats and seals...
Let’s go find your sister
With this bonus check, I'm putting in a swimming pool.
RETOOLING?!?!? I'LL RETOOL YOU!!
"Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now."
We named you Froggy.
May we $BLNK?
Look, look!
I lost my temper when I got my bonus.
I was just smelling -- Smiling.
Retooling.... I’ll retool you!
Do you honestly think i don't know that?
Gonna blow it on yourself, I hope. Me? Heck, no.
Oh, that was fun. I love riding in cars.
Finals week got me like
LATER, DUDES. LET 'ER RIP HANG TEN.
Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass.
Were you working on that non-nutritive cereal varnish?
Why is the carpet all wet Todd Uh I don’t know maybe you should look outside.
(BARKS) (BARKS, GROWLS) (HUMMING) (SHOUTING) (SCREAMS) (LAUGHS) (CHIRPING) (DOG BARKS) (CANNON FIRES) (WHIMPERING)
Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?
What just happened at our house.... “We’re headed time Lowe’s “
...so we can take care of business here?
yeah i'm excited about it too
Oh, the crunch enhancer? Yeah, it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish.
You keep touching it, it's getting redder. I got hemorrhoids. Can you believe that?
Dalvin cook
The PPP Loan...the Gift that Keeps on Giving the Whole Year...
Musch Msudbd
Look, Daddy, teacher says every time a bell rings...
That it is, Travis. That it is, indeed.
Oh, my carpet!
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
2019 Parexel Bonus nothing
He was a huge, beastly, bulging man.
Take a look around you, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.
I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him...
Jon says he's been holding out for the movie.
Arguing with your toddler
The notes!
Don't drop that!
Whatever, Russ. Whatever.
It's all part of the experience.
Drum roll.
Uncle Ryan
SqUiRrEl!!!!!
If he drinks the water, the tree's gonna dry up. Come on, out of there.
Me, for the next four days:
Yea yea Oh yea
Actual conversation between Mattie and I when I tell him my Race Schedule
Not bonuses or gifts or turkeys or trees.
Me Mom and dad
I know that, dad.
The kids can fend for themselves
That it is Edward…That it is, indeed
Maybe if you wouldn't feed him from the table.
You serious, Clark?
Oh, my gosh!
Oh Eddie. Do you really think it matters?
You about ready to do some kissing?
That’s it. That’s the big one! If there’s enough left over, now that our biggest priority is taken care of, maybe we’ll do other things
Twenty-five thousand. Well, I hope nobody I know drives by...
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
I wish I was.
Talk About Pissing Your Money Away.
The life of a worm farmer
Where’s Musny he usually eats these goddamn things?
It's people that make the difference. Little people like you.
Catherine says he's been holding out for a management position.
IF YOU DON'T MIND, MEMPHIS, I'D LIKE TO SEE IF I CAN FUMIGATE THIS HERE CHAIR.
Yeah, I'm reminded of a couple years ago, the winds were so high here...
Where are the 10 VFI devices Todd I don't know Margo
Yes. Yes. It is nipply out.
I'll give you a whole quarter!!! And next year too!
Dear, dear Francis.
how you doing betemplaryl? good, thanks for asking.
You have to check every bulb. Got a little knot here. You work on that.
Yule log Not a log, I don’t have a log
Come on, son. Stay out of this, Dad.
Josh You're the last true family man
It's just that I know how you build things up in your mind, Sparky.
Merry Christmas
That this was all my idea. No. No, no. I'm well aware of that, honey.
No. We missed out on that one.
Nebraska/Wisconsin game
Don't sweat it. It'll come. Merry Christmas. Same to you.
How Did You Get Your Driveway Shoveled? Fi_ _ _her Homes Cut Out Snow Removal!
Why are you such a racist homophobe, Todd? I don't know, Margo.
Can’t see the line Can you Russ?
Has anyone ever used it on a sled? Not that I know of, Russ.
I’m sure it did
Aunt Bethany?
Boys if our expert predictions are even remotely correct this football season
Ellen! Hey! Ellen!
Clark, I can picture it in my mind. And It's breathtaking
How did you get through it?
Kkk Kkk
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT, GRISWOLD.
cluster is full
Is innocent. I'll be more than happy to take the rap on this.
I don't understand it.
Me this morning after kids left for school
Get me somebody Anybody!!
You want something you can be proud of, don't you?
Economic Impact Payment from the American Government!
Me? Heck, no.
And the older boy, bless his soul, is graduating from Michigan
Over at the V.A. they had to replace it with a plastic one and it ain't as strong, so....
Yeah last season he was the Pixie-dust spreader on the tilt a whirl
we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Kaye.
I like to eat Christmas jelly beans off the floor.
Merry Christmas.
Badger Blade
Oh, the house is gorgeous, Clark. Eddie?
If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
Look at that.
The moon on the new-fallen snow gave a luster of midday to objects below.
...I had to pay in advance. And until this arrived...
Away to the window, I flew like a flash...
Alice? She passed away 30 years ago.
...well, what you did just plain-- Sucks.
michaelle pieffee. michelle pieffer or melissa george? michelle pieffer. michelle pieffer or shane dawson? shane dawson. your pick. i know. bring natalie bassingwaite out. no but seriously. i know! natalia kill's new album entitled "wasted minute" is out now on Itunes. we'll be back after this.
Shitter was full!
Yes, sir.
Sweetheart. Your grandma Nora's got a real painful burr on my heel.
...with the Santa Clauses on it, are we? No, I have one of those at home.
They didn't move into a new house.
If you wanna get in here you're gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
...wearing a blue leisure suit, and the plates were from Kansas.
And why isn't it FOX News, Todd?! I don't know, Margot!
Boy, when he lifted his leg the next morning....
Are you okay? Yeah.
maybe if you didn’t call them garbage monkeys...
Does your cat, by any chance, eat Jell-O?
When somebody ask how I'm handling finals week
I'LL GET AROUND THIS EGG TIMER