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The American people opening their second stimulus check in 10 months...
Heath and Keeley's Engagement Party
What do these do? Do they clip on here? Down there?
You don’t wanna be using that shower rag anymore of you know what I mean
How Did You Get Your Driveway Shoveled? I Thought We Cut-Out Shoveling Your Driveway From Your HOA DuesWithout Telling You
When your friends ask you how quarantine is going
You ever see her? No.
That’s it! That’s the big one!
Hallelujah! Holy $#*+! Where's the Tylenol?
Well, of all the cheap, lousy ways to save a buck!
My hair just ain't gonna look right....
If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head punch in the face I ever got. Goddamn it!
Obviously she doesn't wear underwear. And there are plenty of shopping days left...
...I think she should lead us in the saying of grace.
ok ok i'll stop calling you a whiper tous and dance man and nappy bust statue and penny grabber ecetra ectra. is that better now? very. so you'd better buck ya ideas up mate i'm serious!
Test
Retooling? I'LL RETOOL YOU!
Well, I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
Damn it, Bill, He guessed it!!
I saw Santa creating a tiny pocket universe inside a simple knit stocking cap...
Not looking forward to your holiday sleeping arrangements?
...because I was going to the bathroom. We're all making sacrifices, Audrey.
Little Ruben ready to eat!!
Arthur. Art.
The renting of Cars
Q Q
If you need me I'll be outside for the season.
and over here we have contestant number 16... grandgaygallion snoksolarsnell!
I know, Art, and thanks for noticing.
why do people drink you desiree? because my family name is coake.
What happened to your spark message?
good night ski. good night ska.
...to put an end to this shit, then I am.
...we almost lost Santa's reindeer.
BRICK LOOT www.brickloot.com
I'm sure he'll fall But I don't think we're lucky enough to have him break his neck.
NICE WHEELS.
A letter confirming your reservation at the nut house?
Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things
Uncle Joe, what did you do? Joe: so what's the matter with you?
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
Uncle Ryan?
You don't gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom.
G*ddammit
He was a bulging man!!
I hope you didn't do this all on our account, Clark.
Save the neck for me, Clark. Okay, Eddie.
Quiet! Shut Up!
I’ll be upstairs asleep.
THE CATS CAN FEND FOR THEMSELVES
...so she takes things from the house and gives them as presents.
Then we'll have a cat running around. You can't leave it in the box.
Them kids can fend For themselves
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that.
Frank.
When you ask an American who they'd rather Have as a president than Donald trump
I don’t KNOW Sarah!
No, I'm doing just fine, Clark. Just glad to be here.
Economic Impact Payment from President Donald J. Trump
Okay, Eddie.
Oh, God.
Do you really think it matters Royce?
At this point I can't even see the nuts. They must have blown away.
You sirius, Clark?
(DOORBELL RINGS) (SNAP) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (PLAYING) (TELEPHONE RINGS)
I’m doing just fine, Clark. Glad to be here.
If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door! If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
I'd like Mel Tucker, my boss, right here, tonight.
No, I'm not Santa Claus.
That should be it.
And when Santa squeezes his ass down that chimney tonight...
May we $blnk?
where’s Ron? he usually eats this damn shit
The little lights are not twinkling
Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead.
Finals week got me like
I was just.... I was just looking at something for my wife.
I'd like Jim Harbaugh, right here, tonight.
THANK YOU
Impact Sheridan
But nothing is going to dampen the spirit of this holiday crowd, I can tell you that.
. .
The little lights are not twinkling
That's pretty low, mister. If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you to--
How did you get a backpack? I cut bonuses this year!
Him's nervous because he don't know if he's getting nothing.
(GIGGLES) (HUMMING) (DOORBELL CHIMES) (CHUCKLES, SIGHS)
I got hemorrhoids. Can you believe that?
They better keep their eyes out on their nuts before someone gets hurt.
Everytime I hear an ambulance dispatched.... To the ER for transport to another ER
DAD. DAD. DAD. YOU TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT EXTERIOR ILLUMINATION.
...not in the sense that you think I said I did. Good golly.
Me at work. All week.
We like it, yeah.
This is clark griswold and his family
Don't throw me down, Clark. I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
Oh, not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.
I PITY THE PERSON WHO LIGHTS A MATCH WITHIN TEN YARDS OF IT.
Obviously something had to break the window!
who's filling in for leona lewis? zacjamin stylinson.
His kids can fend for themselves. No, your kids.
It's a gift.
What the hell? What is wrong with this?
Ahahaha
Amen. Amen.
Alex called this morning. Grandpa Clark told him I couldn't come to the phone...
Our Christmas Theme!
we like it, yeah
And an asshole in his bathrobe
It’s not the northern lights It’s a light at the sewage treatment plant
Is Rusty still in the Navy?
Yeah I’m excited about it too
WHAT DO YOU WANT? BETTER MEMORY!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Get in the kitchen there and get you something to eat. Go on.
Those kids can fend for themselves
You serious parks?
When you watch the Irish play USC with family
the clients
Hallelujah Pray to God for Tylenol
A positive Covid test That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year!
I have nightmares about what he does in his bed...
lotta sap in here…
Well, get Ed Leftic up here to look over these figures.
...tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
You ain’t ever seen a set Like this dogs got Clark
When did you move to Florida?
MMM I might have heard this once or twice?
....
Worse? How could the browns injuries get any worse?
She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears.
Eddie....
Actual Footage of Me
Stacie and I every weekend
We’ll have a REALLY MERRY CHRISTMAS
We needed a tree. May I remind you that--
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprise than I am right now.
Our Christmas theme!
No, No. He would’ve loaned him that dollar.
Ho ho ho
Great!
OKAY, EDDIE.
Whatever Treece whatever!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Baker Firm Christmas Bonus 2018
Nobody’s coming back. Nobody’s coming back.
Let's get in where it's warm.
If you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter.
Smaller?
You serious, Parks?
It's from my company.
Sleeping with kids be like...
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
She's a beaut Becky!
Worse?!? How can it get any worse! We're at the threshold of hell!
Celtic fuck little boys
Art, you want to load me up with a little more there. It is good.
pfffffft
Get me somebody. Anybody and get me somebody while I'm waiting
"Oh, Not Recently, Clark. He Read That Squirrels Were High In Cholesterol."
I hear it, too.
Damn it Melissa He guessed it
Get a towel. Okay!
She gets confused, Rusty. She and Uncle Lewis don't have much money...
Hey Bevo, how hard is your bd going to be after APFT?
Thats just Cast yakin on a bone He got it up!
I just hope my Christmas bonus check will cover it
Haha
Raby, you didn't have to get us anything
And why is the carpet all wet Todd? I don't know margo
...for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights.
Merry Christmas.
I wasn't talking to you
He's got another car. He can drive I have to eat so I can take my back pills
Eddie
Hey, kids, look a deer.
Just finishing up a few things. Last day of the year for me
Don't forget that report, Bill. Yes, sir. Thank you. Merry Christmas.
What are you looking at?
That’s all part of the experience, Honey!
You can't see the line, can you, Thom? Nope.
Happy New Year, you survived the holidays!
It isn't every good day somebody moves into a new house. It isn't every godo day somebody moves into a new house.
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
VECS
A quarter. A quarter.
Come work for Wood
REMEMBER THERE'S 18 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS. DON'T FORGET THAT REPORT, BILL.
Clark!
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