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After that long drive, we could use a little private time together.
Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me someone while I’m waiting!
Funerals. Holidays. Oh, great.
The end zones don't say TEXAS AGGIES ...
Hotter than they are.
...and yeah i'll be outside for the...uh...season
Christmas Vacation
How did you get a Rundown? I cut out rundowns this week
And I’m gonna invite you all over here to help us dedicate it
And this here's our pride and joy. Snots.
i wanna fan the ryls. then do so!
Are you out here for a reason, or are you just avoiding the family?
I'm doing the parking. Russ, you want to help?
Trump Acquittal: Waste of OUR Resources!
Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.
That's The Gift That Keeps On Giving The Whole Year
I think it's from Google's "comms program of the month club"
and how can people login to wrike and formstack, todd?! I don't know, steven!
Looks so nice sleeping on our couch.
Stacie Me
joy could do some sceny. oh yes, just cut through (talon sounds!) schripp!
So, Carl, take whatever you got last year and Add 20 Percent
Rich and the thermostat
Not that I know of russ
QCKS! It's the gift that keeps giving the whole year!
Parexel Bonus Thin Butter Toast
What did I say, nipple?
It's me, Clark Griswold. What do you want?
Private Equity The CWT Jelly Club
I'll park the cars.
Save the neck for me, Clark. Ok Eddie.
Happy Wife Happy Wife
oh my god look t her zozoikazones! oh my god look at her circumfexerzones!
Bethany...are you Juuling again?????
Dineen at partys
You goddamn light!
We needed a coffin. I mean a topic. Y'all burned down my topic. So, I replaced it as best I could. Voilà!
Hmm Doesn’t show
When he pulls in the gas station, doesn’t say a word and fills your tank
Punished Talents Seven Muses
I'm gonna catch it in the coat and smack it with the hammer
That's a honey of a tree, Clark Is it real?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? BETTER MEMORY!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WANT WHAT?
He gets shelled by pucks, gives up 10. Gets the start against a trap team. He gets a shutout…I don’t know
...AND MY GUILD AND I ARE HUMBLED THAT YOU WHOOPED ARE ASSES.
Amen!
.
Bend over and I'll show you
Eyes Crossed
Be careful there Clark
And why is this the Maldives? I don’t KNOW Sarah!!
Lest get ready to bowdown and workout Ok
Can’t stop a puck, gives up 10 goals. Gets hot, scores a shutout I don’t know
yte rtw
We didn't do nothing wrong and we still got the shaft.
Hei Jjjh
Oh, the house is gorgeous, Clark.
It's a beaut, Clark!
Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!
Shatter was full!
Braylon Edwards? He retired 9 years ago?
MERRY CHRISTMAS JIMBO, SHITTER WAS FULL!
Oh, he's just yackin' on a bone.
Since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kay
“Don’ throw me down Clark”
“The little lights are not twinkling.”
Shar's couch gets a final send off
We have plenty of room.
Cathrine says he's been holding out for a management position.
Maybe if they would just hire someone to do it
PUT IT OVER THERE WITH THE OTHERS
Yeah, yeah. I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house...
Two containers of K rations! Two containers of K rations!
Something really nice
I had to have it replaced because every time Cathrine revved up the microwave...
What actually happened when your L2 takes 25 minutes to respond to your message
Production getting ready to eat!
It creates a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil.
Plug her airway with your dick.... Not plug your asshole so you don’t fart..
Remember, don't try this at home, kids. I am a professional.
i feel like a ryl. that'll heal with petrol and dimetapp.
Cathrine and I, we're pretty comfy in there, you know.
Get off me You little fungus
. .
Uncle Clark, are you Santy Claus?
We needed a coffin I mean a luggage carrier
Mike, you get your Mario Kart slot car race set, yet?
Lot of arugula in here...
Santy Claus!
damnit, Joel! you guessed it!
when santa coms to clark house he will lose his mind
It’s a good quality item
If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all.
If you need me... ...I'll be outside for the season
and i'm not done i'll say when i'm done and i've never known to be undone. you hear that??? well i'll just put more pressure on you till you are done. and then i'll monitor your doing times for being done until you are done for being done with pressure.
the numbers
We have Plenty of room
It's not the chair. It's some kind of gas coming from the sewer.
Oh no, we’re all in this together
Gonna catch it in my coat Smack it with a hammer
Yard Goat Stadium... The gift that keeps on giving the whole year
(SCREAMS) (CANNON FIRES) (SIGHS) (RING)
How I create what I need. (It works. Like Magic)
Vols winning Natty?
Spotlight points lights Are definitely not gonna twinkle
Well, have a really Merry Christmas.
Sparky? Yes, honey.
Damn it! Damn it!
It’s a beaut, Clark!
Good talk, will!
Ho ho ho Merry Xmas Tami
Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch your belly.
Christmas vacation Cousin Eddie
bill harvey gets a new job congratulations
Eddie?
He's been holding out For a management position
FTI raise .5 year membership to the jelly of the month club
If you need me, give me a holler I'll be upstairs, asleep
yes i would see desiree coake again. now, desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you. and i am poaked with coakecochke and someone has S motche with me thanks. thanks for drinking my daughter asherdesireedesdamonaley coakgallaghercoakereagher.
(PENGUINS CHEERING CONTINUES) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS)
I like it, yeah
(SCREAMS) (LAUGHS) (CHIRPING) (DOG BARKS) (CANNON FIRES) (WHIMPERING) (SIGHS) (HICCUP) (RING)
If you've been good all year round, Santa Claus is gonna bring you something.
Hope you remembered the saw
Where’s Eddie? Doesn’t he eat these things? Not recently, Clark. He read they were High in Cholesterol
If any of you are looking for any Last minute gift ideas, i have one.
Falls in a well, eyes go crossed Gets kicked by a mule they go back to normal
I’ll give you a whole quarter
Happy Holidays!!!
(BARKS) (HUMMING) (SCREAMS) (CANNON FIRES)
We live in it. I had to sell off the house, the barn, the 10 acres.
Nebraska Football
Honey, they're family. They're not strangers off the street.
Talk about pissing your money away - I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was
...it means something different to everybody.
I'm freezing my baguettes off
We needed a coffin. I mean, a tree.
Have you checked our shitters?
Merry Christmas, Mastodon. Twitter was full!
Shitter was full!
...and he'll love you till the day you die.
Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey.
Now I know what it means to me.
Merry Christmas!
MERRY CHRISTMAS JONATHAN..... SHITTER WAS FULL!
Little people, like you.
GIVE ME A HOLLER. I'LL BE UPSTAIRS, ASLEEP.
No shit
.
So I guess my brother in law is now staying for dinner
It probably got scared and ran back into the tree.
So, what's the matter with you?
If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door! If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
When the Con Ed guy shows up at the Gas leak and gets out of the truck with a lit cigarette
Oh, my carpet!
Well, Dad, it was a good try. Thanks, Russ.
george i told ya not to touch a monkey to an ostrich arm and refuse it! boing good riddance faye you sleleuuw kejdj from doves's sentafore!
It is gooooooooood
Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, Clark.
You losing your temper with the whole family only makes things worse.
Cathrine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks...
Me Saturday night Are you leaving?
If he was so real, how come we didn't get squat last year?
I hope he falls and breaks his neck
Dustin... You're the last true family man
Puppers be like....
The little lights are still not twinkling
Going for a new amateur recreational saucer-sled land-speed record:
David, That the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
VECS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING THE WHOLE YEAR.
Jeff, that’s the gift that keeps giving.
This tree is the symbol of the spirit of the Griswold family Christmas.
Damn. Dem kids.
“I Heard On The News That A Pilot Spotted Santa's Sled On Its Way In From New York." He was flying on Christmas too.
If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head punch in the face I ever got.
Well, I just-- You just cocked it up.
QCKS! It's the gift that keeps giving the whole year!
Are you gonna bawl all over it, or are you gonna open it?
Okay. That's enough of that.