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Stav that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
Happy Holidays
MERRY CHRISTMAS HEDRA..... SHITTER WAS FULL!
Become a Rodan+Fields Consultant Ask Santa for a consultant kit this year!
Corporate
Let's go.
Drumroll, please ...
The little lights are not twinkling.
It's semi-permeable, not osmotic; what it does is it coats and seals the flake...
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE EXPEREINCE
Dang, I hate get in up on Christmas morning with duh kids.
Folks! Folks! Folks! Merry Christmas.
Does your Buckeye, by any chance, eat Wolverine
When was the last time I overdid anything?
Do you honestly think i dont know that?!?
Why did you lose the mayorship, Todd?
Oh no we’re all in this together
You serious, Kansas
If you wanna come in, you are gonna have to break down. the goddamn. door!
That ain’t friggin Jupiter It's a light on the sewage treatment plant.
What are you doing up, sweetheart?
But your dog on the other hand …
You're watching Sesame Street on PBS Kids You're Watching Rubbadubbers On PBS KIDS
This ought to do it.
Mike be like
After hearing Anthony tonight
My...
Merry Christmas
I did it
What is it?
Nora?
AT&T B/S Flux
He doesn't know any better. It's illegal.
and what would the monthly charge be, toad? I don't know, sven!
E like å spela gta Uff så otyle
She's a beaut, Ty
Everybody? Do you sleep with your brother?
I’m sure it is, Grisball.
Twitter’s full.
It doesn’t show
I see. Good.
It's Santa Claus. What? What's wrong?
Have you checked our shitters honey
I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was
You Taught Me Everything I Know About Historical Film Appreciation.
Bill, If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
You're welcome
Don’t piss me off Art
Hallelujah! Holy $#*+!<br>Where's the Tylenol?
We're all in this together!
Why you crying?
And why do the Eagles suck balls, Todd I don’t KNOW Margo
Oh, Mother. Isn't that terrible?
Squirrels are high in cholesterol
tonight i'll be eating 66 prawn crackers 90 lobsster rolls 89 crabsticks 34 chopped up kale sliders and a pink tart from chao italia in hillarys. tonight i'll be eating 78 chocolate mints 5 chopped up bread rolls 78 prawn deck sliders 67 caramel tarts and a pizza slicer from dome in mullaloo.
Shunia: I have a little bandwidth Everybody: You have to check every bulb. Got a little knot here. you work on that.
DAD, THAT THING WOULDN'T FIT IN OUR YARD. IT'S NOT GOING IN OUR YARD, RUSS.
I will. Not a card? No. If they return it, then it's a hassle....
IF YOU PUT MY SOCKS ON ANDRE I’LL GIVE YOU A WHOLE QUATER AND I’LL GIVE ERIN ONE TOO
You know that metal plate in my head? How could I forget?
I've never been treated like this in my life.
Stylist on Speed Dial- way better than Jelly of the Month Club!
Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now.
. .
Every faculty meeting you have attended...
Non-nutrutive media varnish?
Even though they're dirty and messy and corny and clichéd.
This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.
WPl right now Take a look around us guys we are at the threshold of hell!
Nobody's walking out on this family Christmas.
If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door! If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
I know Art, and thanks for noticing
Add... wait, remove... 20%
Kathrine says He’s holding out for a management position
I can’t even afford to be an elf.
And then they don't speak to each other-- Your mother waxes her upper lip?
YOU TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT EXTERIOR ILLUMINATION.
And why can’t she login, Todd? I don’t know, Nancy!
No, no. He would’ve loaned him that dollar.
That's all part of the experience, honey.
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
That aint the friggin' Red Hat North Star, Griz It's a light on the sewage treatment plant
The question is, what will you do with that bonus?
He's probably just nosing through the trash there
Stores reactions its a beaut jason its a beaut!!!!
Gee...Mo!
Damn it, Mary. She guessed it.
A quarter— and I’ll give Audrey a quarter too!
This will be me after discharge
Kerri, That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
Bill, did you get your bonus yet?
Me, for the next four days: THE BLESSING!
In the meantime, I can light the Santa and the reindeer and the Merry Christmas sign.
If you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter Russ And I'll give you one too, Audrey
What? It was a mistake.
Upper management
It’s a one-year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club
Retooling?! I'll retool you!
Don’t forget that report, Bill.
Savannah Probably When she got her tax return
Aren't you having any breakfast? I'm not in the mood.
Before things get worse. Worse?
Real nice!
and over here we have contestant number 6... look it's not as if you're gonna go hungry!
Honey, please! I'll do the driving, okay?
We're gonna fly down the hill with this stuff.
What happened to you?
Have you checked our shitters, honey?
VINTAGE BEAUT!
Good
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yes gillseagullooillian souseagullpootham are you a griller of the grate of white pooey gulls? yes the white chocolate comes out in the wash of the berseagullpooryl thomseagullpoompson staines.
You're goofy
No, it's the Christmas star.
If you don't mind, how much it set you back?
Bill, Did you get your bonus yet?
If he keeps it up... ...it will be his last Christmas.
I’d like Nick Krall, right here, tonight.
Plenty of towels....plenty of everything...lol
Nothing like waiting till the last minute, huh? Did you get yours?
Never thought the day would come. Yeah, I'm excited about it too.
Add... wait, remove ... 20%
See, kids...
LAUKHAN.
When you pay for christmas With progressive leasing
I'm gonna put my car in the garage! He damaged my car, you believe that?
Beautiful. God.
Oh, Clark, it's so lovely. Mom.
Where’s Eddie? He usually eats these god damn things
It's a Beaut , Clark!
Clark, slow down!
we all get a one year membership in the jelly of the month club
Plagueball!
Tom Roth on the low
Where the hell is that cold coming from?
Whatever Russ
Igor Rango.
and stop calling me a whiper tous or barbie bike or woyderman or stinks puss or stinks show i'm giving you a dose of your own medicine! how do you like it huh? you don't. so don't call me a quality boyder or a coffee grinder man is that clear? very.
Yes, sir.
If you need help, give me a holler I'll be upstairs -' asleep
...give me a holler. I'll be upstairs, asleep. Thanks.
Why you cryin?
Why won’t you sign the thing, Todd I don’t know what it means, Maureen
it is good
checking nrg stock be like
Why is the carpet all wet Todd?
When all seems calm We find out the the shitter is full
That’s pretty low mister
I appreciate that Flinty
A word of warning, though. If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish.
I hear it too.
I know art And thanks for noticing
Time to Start Watching Christmas Vacation !!
We're not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties...
It was an ugly tree, anyway.
Not that I know of russ
when your friend pulls up in the wise youth sweats you wanted
Hey Gris! If you're not doing anything constructive? Fetch me my stogies
RETOOLING?!?! I'LL RETOOL YOU!!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
...low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed...
Those kids can fend for themselves
Well, of all the cheap, lousy ways to save a buck!
Yes. Oh, do I? How did that happen? Because it's cold out.
Lots of sap
I can't believe you're actually standing here in my living room, Eddie.
THIS IS GREAT! IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT! I'M DEAD!
How surprised are you with 2020 so far?
Rachel says he’s holding out for a management position
That's a honey of a Win Wire Clark Is it real?
And why is there a Keensert Todd? I don't KNOW Margo...
Thanks Kristin. I hope it enhances your holiday spirit.
If there's enough left over, I'm gonna fly you all down here to help us dedicate it.
At least it's out of its misery
Those kids can fend for themselves.
Just finishing up a few things. Last day of the year for me.
Pigpen, are you smoking again?
No recently, Mary. He read they were high in cholesterol.
Grant Brooks big rig wrecker Cruising along Long Jetty Rd
...I think we're all in for a very big treat.
AND WHY IS THE LAB ALL MESSY, CODY? ...I DON'T KNOW ALLYSE!
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now
Gov't handing out $600 Oh boy. A whole $600!
my spotify discover weekly
Damnit Blake You guessed it
Don't piss me off, Art.
I’d like Nick Krall, right here, tonight.
What’s that smell? Fried pussycat
Put it over there with the others, greaseball.
It's a good, quality item.
No Hoody
Wild Turkey
Thanks, Eddie. I hope it enhances your holiday spirit. Dear Cathrine.
Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead
Log
Can’t wait to see what I got!