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I wasn’t taking to you.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
When did you move to Florida?
Mom- in the middle of the night when the smoke alarm batteries needed changed.
Kids, this is what our forefathers did. I can't feel my leg.
Scott, dinner's ready
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SLAPPED) NO, STOP, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (WIMPERING)
If you need me
Get off of me, you little fungus.
Gotta be proud
How I felt after helping Jeff get his P100-05CXSS/SE running today.
MERRY CHRISTMAS JIM, SHITTER WAS FULL!
george i told ya not to get four penguins and spin a hat around so they'd see a dot shadow! boing good riddance faye you tumble blosk!
And Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap...
My wife and I came up with a little something special. It's a gift.
Retooling? I'll retool you!
I'll park the cars and check the luggage...
Oh, my carpet. Oh, my carpet.
Oh, bullshit!
Hallelujah
We're gonna have the best-looking house in town.
Smack it with a hammer
May we $BLNK?
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised
Me Done
I I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels
Mitch and Brooks
Most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace...
Beautiful, Clark!
I did it.
Now just hold your wad there fella
Oakbrook?? Clark, that's the job that keeps on giving the whole year
You serious, Itch??
No no no
Whatever I gave you for the last haircut
Gonna catch it in the coat... Smack it with the hammer!
Get me something to eat. And get me something while I'm waiting.
I did IT
I got hemroids, isn't that terrible?
You really think it matters, Marty?
Maybe if you wouldn’t feed him from the table
And why is the carpet all wet Todd!
Door Knocker Wreath
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Really nice
GRACE??
Nervous or excited? Shitting bricks.
We didn't do nothing wrong And we still got the shaft!
We did it…
It creates a surface 500 times more slipper than any cooking oil
What about the kids?
They want you to say grace.
It's good! It's good! It's good!
Kit & Megan Arrive in Aspen
...I didn't have enough in my account to cover the check.
GOOD GAME, GOOD MATCH, FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU.
Re-tool Re-tool
Sorry we can’t come
Are you Santy Claus?
I DID IT
Hey, Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive...
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All they do is argue.
I hope this adds to your enjoyment of the holidays.
If you wanna come in, you are gonna have to break down. the goddamn door!
He’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet
Smith Boland Architects
Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And a hell of a good cook.
TMi
He's an old man. This may be his last Christmas.
Don't piss me off, Art.
Lighten Up!
Oh, my carpet. Oh, my carpet.
Can’t stop a puck, gives up 10 Gets a start against a trap team..gets a shutout. I don’t know
Because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.
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Little people Like you
Omg, we’re putting in a hot tub!
C E
What’s that on Sully’s mouth?
WHATEVER RUSS WHATEVER
Release B Squad. What's going on here?
× "Take A Look Around You, Ellen. We're At The Threshold Of Hell
Give me a holler
Dont piss me off Art
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SLAPPED) NO, STOP, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (WIMPERING)
That's true? Cross my heart.
We’re gonna press on And have the hap-hap-happiest birthday
That’s it! That’s the big one! And if there’s enough left over, now that our biggest priority is taken care, maybe we’ll turn our attention to other things
MERRY CHRISTMAS KEN..... SHITTER WAS FULL!
Hey Griswold Where do you think you're gonna put a shitpost that big?
Yeah, I know the feeling. I better try this first, see how it works.
This here was my idea.
actual conversation with Mattie when I tell him my race schedule
Merry Christmas, Sparky.
i have to eat so i can take my back pill!
Well, I don't know about the cat, but I sure am enjoying it.
where is the hardtop adv? I don't know B6G!!!!
wexa wicksa wicksa wix feed that set you free and crush jasmin around grinders of angle fayle. yes i'll do with a bump.
Thank you.
When I get a listing referral with over the Christmas Holidays.
This house is bigger than your old one.
The gif that keeps on giving
don’t piss me off, mongo
He's probably just nosing through the trash there.
See? You can't see the line.
Welcome to our home
Dad, did you bring a saw?
K
nobody absolutely nobody when someone turns on the hall light
Thanks for noticing
It's good. It's good. It's good.
scoutvision.....the gift the keeps on giving year round
You serious, Clark?
It's a beaut, Clark. It's a beaut. Dad, Dad, Dad.
Get me somebody. Anybody.
Save the neck for me, Clark.
AT&T B/S Flux Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Maybe the kids have been fooling around with it. I'll check in back.
How did you get PTO? I cut out PTO this year!
Don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean.
Coolest coaster ever. The end zones don’t say TEXAS AGGIES.
TITO’S!!!!!!!
So it's good you came to stay with us. I love it here.
And why did Tennessee kick our ass Todd? I DONT KNOW MARGO
Oh, retooling. That's a great excuse.
Nothing. Let's go in and finish our dessert.
That's the gift that keeps on giving!!
Go away, Todd.
Vixen to Beth:
None of that inside bullshit jargon nobody understands.
...since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Kaye.
It's a one year membership to the Crappy club for Jerks
Clark, I think it's best if everyone just goes home.
Actual conversation between MAttie and I when I tell him my Race Schedule
Drive you out to nowhere and leave you for dead?
A quarter
That’s it. That’s the BIG ONE
Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Louis?
You don't have to do this alone...
Catherine says he’s been holding out for a management position
Christmas is about resolving differences And seeing through the differences of family life.
Ipod nanos Ipod nanos everywhere...
I Hope You Kids See What A Silly Waste Of Resources This Was
Look what you've done to my tree!
Do you honestly think I don't know that?
I hope it turns funny but I think it's not
I'll get the other box.
Russ. Yeah?
You are going to jail.
He was wearing A blue leisure suit
In years to come, you'll want your family to remember all the love you gave us.
Jesus
I appreciate that, GNT
The kids can fend for themselves
we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas
I'll get that. Don't worry about it. Let me get it.
This box is meowing. Let me see it.
I don't know, Margo!
and over here we have contestant number 4... turn your bloddy phone off!
QCKS! It's the gift the keeps giving the whole year!
If you wanna come in, you are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
Shitter was full!
This way, please.
Talk about passing your money away...
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Would it be indecent to ask Uncle D to stay at a hotel?
You really think it matters Eddie?
Jeff Quigley
since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Fucking Kaye.
For your wife or your girlfriend?
If they know your dad They won’t think anything of it
Freeze!
yeah... I'll be out golfing for the season
Word is you're an excellent choice to be named Food Additive Designer of the Year.
really nice
Clark, we're stuck under a truck!
Deee--licious
thats bill sir bottom text