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- Oh, that's actually a good idea. - Okay.
I'm here now. Okay.
Sometimes, I think he doesn't care about anything more than himself.
...so you could act like a little bitch? I don't think so. Get out there, you get flexible.
She blew my mind
Hi, my name is Xenia. Pleased to meet you. I'm Tuck.
But this, what we had....
She's got a magic spell on me
And she collects posters by Gustav Klimt.
The tape jammed, so.... Ha, ha.
I got creamed.
That's just so sad.
I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel.
I'm not saying anything.
And then six months later, I found him in bed with a Pilates instructor.
lt's the mistakes that make us who we are.
There's something else I wanna show you.
We all make mistakes. That was one of mine.
He has a hard time trusting people.
For the lady, for her, the best man for her.
Sure. Yeah.
You're very smart. Mm-hm.
Mag, give me a mag.
Or maybe a grill like this is just so scared of being burned...
So the great air hockey cheats, that is.
But it doesn't matter because, like, we're just so proud that Tuck is into girls again.
Uh, Tuck is great.
Yea--
So, sir, you want me to hack into a video store database?
Wow. Mm-hm.
Lauren, Tuck really is, like, a really great brother.
lt's just a game. Ah!
For my eyes only.
Try not to screw this up. You try not to.
What?
You have neither the grace nor the humility to lose like a man, do you?
This is how we do it
You're dressed. where you going? I have to go to work.
CHiPs marathon about to start, I got new sticks for Rock Band.
lt's just--
Hey, Ken.
Our Munich office got a hit back on one of Heinrich's men from Hong Kong.
You guys are here? Come on.
Aww.
Uh.... Was-- Was incredible.
I am so glad you could make it on short notice.
Thank you.
lt's not like that. Lauren's been asking about them, and you know Nana.
I was just wondering if I might skip out a little bit early for the holiday weekend.
What, as in the cars?
How you doing, Nick? What?
...who have to have sex with the same guy every wednesday night at 9:00...
You think l'd be interested in going out with you or going back up in the club?
Okay. You're right, I do. Yeah?
lt is a family gathering, Nana.
Okay.
Who she was sleeping with last week.
...we should tell we know each other. Two, stay out of each other's way.
She texted her friend Trish.
While we're at it, why don't we put ground rules in?
Uh, FDR has these amazing eyes that you just wanna melt into.
All right, keep on scrolling.
...what happened there, that's what that was.
- Oh, God. - Okay.
Turn around. Shit!
I don't know. They're both incredible.
Probably one of his testicles.
What's up?
Uh, that's a little dramatic, okay? That happens to, like, one in 20 girls.
Hands up. No.
For women everywhere.
Absolutely not!
He's in L.A. We have to get on it right now.
This is how we do it
So, what brings you to Hong Kong?
You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.
Can't believe this is my problem. Last month, I was dating Boggle.
Um....
See that? I pwned him, didn't l?
See you. Okay. Bye.
I just can't believe I gave up everything for him.
This is how we do it
Oh, bollocks.
Would you rather spend your time with your soul mate than at work?
What?
What are you doing?
Does this have to do with Heinrich? That's level 5 classified.
I made a mistake. I don't believe in mistakes.
So do your thing.
And I like the way that I am with him.
You're a natural in this.
Okay, you are disturbingly good at this.
Seeing as we're both here, we might as well share resources.
I will too. Okay.
Ha, ha. I should go.
Hi. I'm Lauren.
Roger that. Right. Right.
Are you sure that we should do this? Have I ever, ever, ever steered you wrong?
Sweet, sweet love
I'm sorry. Those people back there, they are not my parents.
Which Cryptography Department believes means she was freaking the fuck out, sir.
How silly of me.
You can choose a laundry detergent, but you can't choose a guy you want--
You want something to go, then? No, thank you.
Don't let your country down, boys. Roger that.
- Hello. - Trish.
Perfect. That's very helpful.
Try it.
I feel like I'm having a panic attack. Breathe.
No. Just the intel flash coming over.
Here we go boys. Here we go.
We're going up there?
Hey. Oh, God!
The guy's an assassin, slays everything he sets his sights on, right?
A second.
Hannah B trying to decide between Jed and Luke P.
Wow, it's like-- You are really, really beautiful.
Oh, my God. Okay.
See, Em? The best product always wins.
No, we should. No, no, no.
You happy? All right, go get your sneakers. Go on.
But lock up behind you-- Or don't lo-- I don't know.