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- I just love babies so much. - It's true.
- I guess we gotta abort. - Yup.
- It's a tie. Abortion's off. - Okay.
That might help us find out if we're on the same page, you know,
and we've been as logical as we can here,
- Almost there? - Almost there.
They say you never realize your capacity to love
We should make a list of pros and cons.
- Where are you going? - I was just gonna walk around.
you're out of luck, stud, 'cause I put a release button
Baby, listen. I'm not angry that you got stuck.
- My mommy had an abortion. - She sure did, sweetie.
So she's giving me talk-until-I-want-to- commit-suicide treatment.
He's three, Perry. Do you have to be so blunt with him?
Carla's having a C-section.
Oh, well, in that case, it'd be okay.
but she can't give me the silent treatment
Or someone's stealing your thunder...
Hey, guys.
Yay, congratulations, whoopee. All right, see you.
Got it. Your baby has a tail.
to take you to your room.