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I mean, she's having to deal with all this gossip as well.
- But you make more money than I do. - It's not about the money.
"We are stone cold.
But then I looked at the sails.
- What? - No!
Or actually, you don't have a choice.
Give me the whistle now!
[Rhythmic knocking]
- Most of the times at the same time. - Really? Can you do that?
[Giggles] What?
What, you think that we'll stay here forever? What?
- Like what? - I don't know... I, er...
Well, then, in that case,
- No. - No, we didn't.
Jesus Christ...
Well, thank you so much. It won't happen again, sir.
[Baby crying]
Hey! Carl?
How about... How about this one?
Can't you respect that?
I'm good... [Retches]
It's moving. It's moving.
And since Carl didn't eat anything today, he can sleep with me in the lifeboat.
You have to do what I say.
Drink, you're supposed to drain it.
- N-now? - Please.
[♪ BOCCHERINI: "String Quintet in E Major, OP.11 No.5"]
"Freedom... for slave owners."
I don't know, it's just not sexy.
[Barking getting closer]
- From the water slide. - Oh, my God! This I gotta see.
My best friend Carl!
[Winston chuckles] Yeah...
Do you know the saying,
"run out of other people's money."
- Uh-hmm? - Uh-hmm.
If you feel seasick, you should try and eat something, ma'am.
I have this girl, who should be here with me,
"We don't need to uncover the sundeck, they all leave after breakfast."
- ...hmm... what would you wish for? - I have no idea.
And they're going to eat dinner Thursday as well. Right?
Well, I'm just referring to my feelings now, but sure, if we...
- See you in a bit. - Morning.
[Animal barking]
When you say, "Thank you, honey" like that...
Sure, but then you picked up the bill,
Why the push?
- Drink! - Okay.
Sure you're generous, but...
Yeah, sure, get some Nutella. [Laughs]
- [Yaya] To paint! - To paint, yes!
[All chanting] Open up! Open up! Open up!
[Both chuckling]
- Hey, ma'am Paula! - What do you have?
[Crowd] Whoo! Yeah!
'We would like to inform you that we have a slight change in the schedule.
- Oh! That... That! - Ow! Shit! Goddamn it!
The thing is, your husband pays me a lot of money, you see.
[Woman] Are you okay?
- Seriously? - Calm down. Please, just sit down.
Look.
So, good evening.
Like, if you want to be a part of this "von oben" one-man in-crowd,
So you put this money from this business,
I didn't see that it was Balenciaga you're wearing.
[Laughing]
- Hey! - [Carl] What?
you start to look down on your consumer.
- Who am I? - Captain.
- Why are we being accused? - Oh, no, I'm not accusing you.
then, yeah, maybe there is a point...
- Why are you so obsessed with money? - I'm not obsessed.
[Chuckling]
I'm glad we're doing this together, Yaya.
Yeah, I guess you're not the kind to work in...
[Elevator bell chimes]
Sorry, I'm saying, n...
Yes, thanks, yeah. Yaya...
...at the end of the cruise...
Carl, I... I don't know.
[♪ LINNEA OLSSON: "The Ocean"]
Good evening. Enjoying your cruise?
[Winston] Oh, it's a family business.
Yeah!
Because this is exactly what I'm talking about.
No, Yaya, it's not safe for you to go alone. I'll go with you.
'then the cruise will probably be a success.'
[Carl clears throat]
♪ Yeah, man-made powers, Stood like a tower
Wonderful!
'of the people in Chile, Venezuela, Argentina, Peru,
Look!
And... go.
[Child] Mama! Mama!
[Baby starts bawling]
- [Animal barks] - [Jarmo] Oh! Ah!
And it was stupid. But it was a technical problem.
Oh, I'm sorry, I think it's back to H&M again!
- Yeah? - Yeah.
[Animal braying]