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[Tannoy chimes]
And the chips, Abigail. Come on, everything out.
How can we trust you, after what you did?
[Shouts]
- [Crockery falling] - [Woman screams]
Do you want me to break up with Yaya?
'and that you're looking forward to the Captain's Dinner tonight.
Er...
Yes, let's not beat around the bush. I'm very rich.
The absurd thing is that, if we were a couple,
- You're not Carl? - No, no. I'm the pool guy.
- No. - Like you...
Balenciaga is back! Ooh, fiercer than ever!
- Can I get you anything to drink? - [Woman] More champagne, please.
I'll take care of that. I'm so sorry.
Easy, easy!
The ship is going under.
I create code for apps. So you can program...
- Do you have another one, maybe? - Can you try it again, please?
[♪ Rock music over dialogue]
- How many glasses of wine did you have? - Oh, sure...
[Abigail] Wait, wait, wait. There's one more thing.
- Really? - Yeah.
- What was your name? - Er, Carl.
[Abigail] Uh-huh...
One for me.
[Groaning and retching]
Should he take risk, or go to the room, huh?
That was perfect!
I'm sorry. I just have to get that.
- [Jarmo] Okay, okay! - The donkey fairytale...
[Carl clears throat]
[Carl] Put it back.
'But you can't be rich, and expect the rest of the world to be poor.'
[♪ Lounge piano music playing]
[Paula] Yes, I know. I'll get back to you. I know.
- It's a very beautiful ring. - Yes. It's really nice.
- Thurs... Thursday's good. - No. Thomas.
Carl? Are you jealous?
What the hell are you doing with my money?
Remember?
- Mohammed! Mohammed! - What?
- Yeah, it did feel a little bit... - No, of course.
- Okay! - You deserve to do what you want, I know.
[Knocking]
You must be excited to see your kids, huh?
- No, Abigail, that's so unfair! - Put your hands down.
What's the problem with you, man?
We're from Great Britain.
Oh... well...
Shut the fuck up! No...
And I don't want to hear anybody saying,
Yes...
Very good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - [Jarmo] Thank you very much.
"and beat you with experience." Mark Twain.
[Woman] Do you know what people regret on their deathbed?
all over the world.
You don't really give me an option but to pay.
- I'm sorry, we don't accept that one. - [Carl] Just take this one.
- [Thomas] Hello, sir. - Good evening. Jarmo Bjoörkman...
- [Yaya] Fine, I'll take the pretzels! - [Carl] Eh?
- Sorry, just quickly... - Yes?
[Abigail] I'm coming. I'm coming!
And it was so beautiful. Everything was fantastic.
- Let me take them back. - No. And they're mine, okay?
That's your decision, not mine.
'I hope that everyone has had a great day so far,
- Yes, Thursday! Okay! - Okay, Thomas, listen.
You could be my assistant.
stay here and watch the fire, and take care of madame.
[Carl clears throat]
- No, we can't have it. - I'm just gonna have a look. Alright?
Nelson, give me that.
[Woman] More boobs, Yaya! More boobs!
[Yaya] I'll take it.
The hand grenade, dear.
You seriously don't get it. Put your hands down!
[Jarmo shouts]
[Metallic clanging]
Hello!
[Dimitry] Sure, I know. Ha-ha!
Keep it close to your mouth, so you won't waste it.
[♪ Humming THE BEE GEES: "Stayin' Alive"]
[♪ MODJO: "Lady [Hear Me Tonight]"]
- So are you feeling a bit seasick? - Yes, a bit.
[Abigail] And not just to me, to everybody here.
- You're calling him a racist. - In the eyes, I can see it in his eyes...
Oh, fucking hell...
Quick!
But you can drink it, it's just water in a can.
My government murdered Martin Luther King, Malcolm X,
"I love you, you give me fish."
Fuck...
Instead, they make up some construction that justifies what they do.
Let's go.
[Russian man] Ha! Okay, here we are.
That they were working too much, seven out of ten people regret
In the end, I'm responsible for the safety of the guests.
- [Woman] Housekeeping! - No. No, thank you.