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That boy has been nothing but trouble.
Finally something cool about being smart.
has commandeered this project
* You're not the boss of me now *
If it hadn't been for this
Wow.
I should go first.
Come on, come on, do it for Mama.
and the robot's translational displacement
Homework?! You're not giving him homework.
Take it from me...
Well, someday, you're going to meet a nice girl.
Nah.
I got one!
Have you had a bowel movement?
Our son Francis did.
I won't say it!
She just went down to Alabama
Oh, God, how I miss that woman.
What guilt?
We've had a vote.
But you can just see for yourself.
The guys want their... Are you smoking?
(heavy sigh)
if you just say it!
What is it with the men in this family and tattoos?
Hey, boys.
I wish we could do that.
I can make a huge mess, build a killer robot
I guess we're just going
She can't dismiss it, she can't argue about it
That would destroy everything within a ten-foot perimeter.
and sit down?
Let's have a look.
(howls)
Your mom is great.
It took me five years to get your father to burn his off.
we have been working on around here.
Well, how about this?
But...
Hello!