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THAT STUFF TURNED 'EM ORANGE.
BUT I... I THINK IT'LL WORK.
TOO BAD YOUR FATHER WAS OUT OF TOWN AND HAD TO MISS IT.
NO, GREG, WE'VE GOT TO LET A PROFESSIONAL DO IT.
YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULDN'T KNOW.
HAVE YOU SEEN... THERE HE IS. GREG!
HAIR TONIC?
PLAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO MY EXPERT SALES TECHNIQUE
WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT SQUEAKY-CLEAN HAIR.
HI. HI.
THIS HAPPENED TO MY HAIR. OH.
YOU TWO ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHO GETS MY ROOM.
NO, NOT YET.
BUT THEY'RE BOTH FAT.
OLIVER, TRY JUST ONE BOTTLE OF THIS AMAZING TONIC
THAT POOR WOMAN'S COMPLETELY BALD.
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? WELL...
WELL, I WOULD, EXCEPT FOR 2 THINGS.
DOING WHAT?
QUIT COMPLAINING. I'M A TWO-TIME LOSER.
BOBBY, NOT SO MUCH!
IT LOOKS GREAT! YEAH, YOU'D NEVER KNOW.
OH, NEVER!
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
WELL, NOT MUCH AT FIRST.
GRADUATING WITH HONORS.
NOT YET. BUT I'M SURE HE WILL,
OH, NOT NOW. OH, PLEASE.
YEAH, BUT I'M A SALESMAN.
BYE.
NOW, YOU STAND STILL, COWARD!
OH, MY SON THE SCHOLAR!
YOU'LL HAVE TO EARN YOUR OWN.
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN ALWAYS GET MORE.
I'M A FAILURE. THAT'S WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME.
YOU'RE SURE, HUH?
WELL, LOOK, I START WITH 2 RABBITS.
IT'S PRACTICALLY A FIRE HAZARD.