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The first of many appointments I intend to make.
I briefed you on the state of affairs regarding...
- Those are hilarious. - Nature's trapdoor.
He's here. He's getting his hair done. Just go home, I guess.
Remember? I don't see how this is any different than that.
Be the president. It is imperative
Can you just let me hold on one quick second?
Cliff?
of the things that he should do.
I hear just excellent things about her.
- What? - You've got to see this, ma'am.
Fine, he's off the rails.
No, she doesn't need a doctor. I got it under control.
Ma'am, I really can't go to Nevada. I'm not even really here.
Good morning, Amy. This is the president's schedule,
Wherever you stand in the room,
to provide an additional decoy target for any would-be assailants.
- I'm fired? - Yes, get out.
- But I'm gonna be a dad. - You're a nincompoop.
Whatever.
Well, I don't think it helped.
It is an outrage, you know?
- We need to round up... - Don't say it over the radio, asshole.
It is my clear duty as president
to that smug, Dick Van Dyke-looking motherfucker Tom James.
I am just over 12,000 steps today.
All right, we're gonna start with that.
- You were saying? - I was.
I'm not picking up any respect.
- which was my fallback. - But you were getting my coffee.
a somewhat arcane institution
- Ooh. - Right this way.
- hi, Keith. - Sorry to bother you, ma'am.
Madam President. Howzit going?
- You're gonna feel a small... - Oh, no, we're not gonna do this.