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with an exceptionally wonderful candidate for coordinating Nevada.
No, the job keeps me active.
- Snack. - Uh-huh, yeah.
But the US Attorney for the District of Columbia is prepared to indict you.
I have thought about this a lot.
how the hell is she going to handle a potential recount?
Then you accept?
I think the most important thing in terms of strategy
I recruited him from Justice.
Panic from the recount led to a huge sell-off
Can you please just get off of me?
Just moments ago, Bill Ericsson,
Okay, well, I'll come back later.
And now you have to excuse me,
Ma'am.
- What? - I gave you my decision.
Is that about my pimple?
would allow for a possible recount.
Didn't she go to Indiana, like, five times?
And, respectfully, I am declining.
She smells completely different, so, you know...
I've tried both and they're way overrated, like jazz.
Didn't those founding fuckers ever hear of an odd number?
Ma'am, this is Special Agent Marjorie Palmiotti.
It's just... would you mind just giving us a second,
Well, you can get rid of this Skittle that's embedded in my face.
Absolutely. I'm right on board with you.
- Okay. - It wasn't that hot.
If President Meyer were to win a recount,
- Oh, looky, looky. - How could you do this?
was arrested at his Kalorama home and taken into federal custody.
Once again, our top story tonight,
Yeah, but that's the point of a documentary film is that you're...
Oh, wow, never mind.
I'd be more surprised to see today in the Roosevelt Room
- Oh, I'm aware. - Oh, good morning, ma'am.
For the stress pimple? Ben gets those on his butt. She should see a doctor.
She's Uncle Dursley and she's got
Okay, welcome to the First Annual Towards a New Promise...
- Gary. - Yeah?
How come no one ever tries to assassinate a vice president?
- Right? - Yeah.
Not exactly, ma'am. This time...
All you're doing right now is making me hungry.
You're gonna shatter the bulletproof glass in here.
And if I may also suggest
Who in the hell does he think...
I've always been partial to sinkholes. You know, ah!
There are only bound to be more votes for O'Brien.
We got to go.
- Nev-add-a. - Ben, what do we do?
I wish to say on a personal note
to a new POTUS account to talk directly to the American people.
- Sure. - Also, ma'am,
You have exactly zero seconds to decide.
18,000 steps. I am Chinese baby ready.