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Ma'am?
Guys, it might be time to move up the symposium on race.
We're clear.
When we come back, the pollster postmortem.
That is not what... it's not...
Oh, interesting. Getting something back from you.
in the electoral college,
And... caught you.
You did this, okay? All that heat made it grow bigger.
- Any chance they fixed the Wi-Fi? - I'll check.
Thank you, but no.
- How's Zitzilla looking? - Angry. You been picking at it?
She majored in film at Vassar College.
Absolutely, ma'am.
Yeah, took the words right out of my mouth.
Ma'am, someone opened a Twitter account for the pimple.
You have a doctorate?
Once the Nevada Secretary of State certifies the count,
Dan, look, I think you could have a future in this,
No, he's... God, he's deviating from the book
How many abortions does a pro-lifer
Actually, I'm sorry, that lumbar support goes with this chair.
it's still looking at you.
No, shut up, Kent. You already lost Nevada for me once.
- I'm just trying to help the president. - And she appreciates that.
Mr. McLintock, why are there so few people of color in the Meyer White House?
former Director of White House Communications,
...with the press on Sundays.
- Ma'am? - Hmm?
Let's avoid any makeup on the facial area for at least 48 hours.
- in the greenroom for, like, two hours. - Spauldy showed up.
Did he just say zit?
Not Chinese people, but pictures of children. How old?
In your fucking face, Sue.
Quick thinking about Yemen, by the way.
And the tea is cold.
Can we have the room? Fantastic speech, ma'am.
Honey, it's Yemen.
Okay. Oh, good, Catherine. You're documenting this.
to head up Nevada for me?
Richard! Oh, thank God.
Three.
Due to the seriousness of the crimes and despite rumors to the contrary,
- Nev-add-a. - Oh, my God.
but I think it's going to be worth it, don't you agree?