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Is there anything not fucked up that you can tell me right now?
- So, what? - Nothing.
It's Candice. And she changed it to Candi with an I.
Have you tried cider vinegar?
I mean, if you want a super smart woman
You know, Candi Caruso would have asked me nicer.
It's not a big deal. I don't even know when to expect her.
I mean...
Cut the shit. You just got fired.
God, I'll tell you something, too, okay?
it falls to the people to choose their president,
We were keeping it a secret till after the election.
Why not? You would be in charge of the economic crisis.
Ms. Caruso, the president sends her apologies,
Prosperity is just around the corner.
Just don't want to dominate the news cycle.
I don't know what's getting their dicks harder,
And in that, we are all blessed.
It's an outrage is what it is.
Wow, he looks puffy on TV.
How many Twitter followers do I have?
I actually did my doctorate in recount procedures in the West.
Wow, I thought your last one was flowery, vacuous nonsense.
Mike, does President Meyer care about black people?
Yeah.
Ma'am, O'Brien is calling a press conference in an hour to discuss the recount.
Oh, good. Well, that'll be a hoot.
Yeah, I really want that.
And every day you have to do the one thing O'Brien can't do.
We are in the middle of a tied election.
that many scholars believe we should do away with.
and I see a rainbow of faces, you know?
What have you been doing?
Agent Palmi... thank you.