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I am also blessed to be your candidate for president.
I can't go to Nevada. I'm sorry.
She's still under 30. She looks older, but...
Uh, we need to get ahold of our people in Nevada. Don't. Don't.
Yeah, fine, bye. Richard.
Ma'am, Tom James just gave an interview to the Bumfuck Plain Dealer
- Uh-huh. - See, I need to make some changes.
But you're getting the declining?
- But thanks for coming. - Yes, ma'am.
You ran one campaign for two weeks and had a nervous breakdown.
We are recommending direct engagement with individual congressmen.
The Dow is dropping lower than my balls on a hot summer day.
- Historically. - Okay.
Gosh, I like Bob. I mean, apart from the discolored tooth.
I need you to get on this plane to Nevada with me today.
The dow is dropping lower than My balls on a hot summer day
Get out of my sight, Kent, okay?
Catherine, what are you doing with that thing?
- Okay, okay. - This time, you're simply blessed.
- Okay, you've got to sit down. - Yes, ma'am.
Three.
Three.
He rises up and he kills all the muggles.
- Yes, ma'am. - Sam O'Keefe, also Harvard.
Madam President!
Oh, yeah.
um, only because I'm...
And the director of the Secret Service is waiting to see you.
that left some wondering if she had any control over her administration.
we'll then have 72 hours to request a recount.
Too bad you're not counting your missteps.
Just hit 5,000 steps on my Fitbit.
Excuse me, ma'am, if you... I'm sorry.
and that is what you attempted to do last night.
Look, regardless of the recount, this could mean big things for zucchini.
Jonah, take care of that.
We need to round up some blacks and fast.
No, no, no, no.
is historically an African-American university.
This one is much worse. Excellent, Mike.
and you are Sargent Suck It Shriver.
- What? - It's called POTUS.