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Sorry, Mom. Book tour emergency.
Hey, guys. How are you doing?
America is waiting. You look great.
But first l have to pee. Where's the bathroom?
Well, good. You should.
l'm sorry. l know you hate to hear that.
Kreamer, first rule of Bunting.
- l will. - OK. Bye.
Get the rentals, Farley.
You want to pace yourself, Farley.
- That's helpful. - You have no idea...
Don't you think you're being a little harsh with them?
17, 18 hours.
Well, it was the shallow end.
That's it?
NO TALKING, EINNOD. 10 LAPS.
Now where is your ass and why isn't it in seat 2A?
You guys have only known each other 5 months.
Yeah, here we are.
Oh, wow.
Woodcock's porking your mom!
You're kidding.
Chocolate, please.
That's called a takedown.
There's one pothole in this town and you managed to find it.
Thank you.
- Go back to your mommy! - What a bitch!
Yeah, well, l'm gonna make an honest woman out of her.
- Dad, Dad-- - Come on!
Thank you for finding Raisins, Mr. Woodcock.
Keep it in your pants.
That was way better than anything on the internet.
lt's coming back to me.
Chapter 10. You're totally right.
wha the fuck
For what it's worth, l want you to be with Jasper.
Bad boy!
l thought about it...
No way in hell this guy's gonna run me out of my own house.
Look, l love my mom. We're very, very close.
Excuse us!
YOU SEE, IN THIS GUILD, WILDSTYLE2K3...
Yeah. Thank you.
right from this dingy little shithole you call home.
Well, honey, it wouldn't be alone time without you.
l'm already past my past.
- Thanks for the underwear. - Sorry if they're big.
on his last book tour.
That's not the point.
He seems like a really nice guy.
Come on, Farley! Step up the pace!
- When-- - S--s--s--s--s--s--s--set of ten.
You never told me you were married before.
How down on her luck must your momma be to marry a gym teacher?
Well, don't have a hissy fit, Nancy!
Man, just hold on a second. l got another call.
lt's a rhetorical question, Farley.
For me?
l meant that in the most respectful way possible.
an entire generation of children.
Saw him last week at the coffee shop with her.
- Ha ha ha! - l don't know, Jasper.
You're gonna end up like your dad...
How's it going? ls the book tour good?
l don't know what you guys like to do...
Look, he hates children.
- Really? - Yeah.
- No, in line. - What?
''Mr. Woodcock is one of the best teachers.
You people are sick, Farley.
l can't believe you don't remember him.
When l was in his class...
Uh!
Got a white male, 50s, possible concussion.
this ball can do great things.
for people who can spell fancy words...
Hey, Jasper. How about we spend the day together?
Do you see those teeth?
Jasper! Oh, my God.
l thought you were gonna ride with us. l was worried.
l didn't know fat kids ate their vegetables.
You kinda gave me a lot of personal attention back then.
We got a shooter, folks!
You don't get past your past.
They're just old, Farley. They're not pathetic.
You call that a grandchild? Rhetorical question, Farley.
All l did was give you the raft.
Well, Farley, let's see whether or not you came prepared today.
What the--
well, the truth is, he's not a very nice person, Mom.
The problem is...
This is called the single leg sweep.
this is really the first guy since your father...
What is that, Canadian bacon?
Robinson, go dump a bedpan.
you are not grounded anymore you’re welcome
He coxes them in the teachers' lounge.
on The Tyra Banks Show!
- Come on, tell me. - No, forget it.
Ha ha ha.
Now if you're not strong enough...
Henderson, is there a reason why your shoe is untied?
then we're ready to face life's challenges.
Forget the book! Just forget it!