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to have a little taken off the top, you damn hippy.
OK.
The world does not stop...
lt was a bad cramp. And if l remember correctly...
Mr. Woodcock found a brick of marijuana in my locker.
Gutierrez, go get the rentals.
But this time, l'm gonna get inside his head...
every day after school?
kicking your ass or nailing your mother.
how you want to be treated, l guess that's all right.
Oh, because you don't like to hear when l have a date.
That's so good.
Take your time.
l can afford it.
Wait, do you have the book with you?
l--l--l'd like to keep it that way.
Go home, dig up Raisins, perform an autopsy on him...
Looks like a panda to me, sir. Nice job.
Well, l guess we'd better call it a night.
They hardly ever give it out anymore...
Most want an autograph and a handshake...
Oh. Um...
- Sure you brought enough cash? - Jasper.
l've had the biggest crush on you since the 7th grade.
How the hell do you think l'm doing?
All right!
No, of course not.
But she's in heaven now.
Go away, John. Leave me alone.
You haven't read my book, have you?
l'm sorry, he seems to be in pain.
What happened?
Last month... we went camping.
You seem like you're in a really weird place right now.
Oh, it's on.
Well, yeah, you're famous!
Wait a minute.
- Feel the love! - l don't want to black out again.
Honey? Hi, are you home?
l can't do it, OK? l wrote it, l know what's in it!
All the girls at school love him. l mean, he's hilarious.
Water sports is for girls and sodomites!
Get those arms up!
Uh, same as you, actually.
- This is awesome. What did you tell them? - l told them yes.
Maggie?
Can you believe it? The Woodcock pan pizza?
Uh-huh?
- Who? - Him!
Bring it, bro!
Well, every journey has to start somewhere.
The same kind of asshole that would make a kid run laps...
Aw, that is so sweet.
- Mr. Woodcock? - Yeah.
You're known for emotionally crippling...
That man found her. Her collar was caught on a fence.
- Don't worry, l got it. - Be careful.
- What are you doing? - Sor--
HEADS UP, EINNOD.
Ha ha ha! Wait a minute. What year were you in again?
When she sees this, man, she'll come to her senses.
Get to know each other better, you know?
Wow! You--you wanna go?
Oh, oh, stop it!
lt's OK, Farley. l know how to cheer her up.
- when l don't have you to myself. - Aah.
OK, take me down.
But what?
You knew they were gonna do that.
Think outside the box. See the challenge, focus on it...
get it together, and point me to the nearest liquor store.
like there's been some tension between us.
The Vietcong shuffle.
l mean, is there any question that he strangled this girl's cat?
but it's just that's--that's what's important.
lt's a major theme of my book.
You wanted evidence, you got it.
Once l spoke Portuguese and l don't even know the language.
l'm sorry. Sorry.
Jasper Woodcock.
Oh, just ask his ex-wife right there, Sally Jensen.
Uh, was.
Nedderman!
Stupid game!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
You're not the first person in the world to get a hip replacement.
he's a big part of who l am today.
Oh, l get it. You're scared.
lt's not about being sensitive, Mom.
Jasper, why are you on that gurney?
You're gonna be a big brother, Farley.
All l do all day is watch Judge Joe Brown and piss myself.
'Cause every 30 seconds you're in my ear, like, wah, wah, wah!
Nedderman.
- You're kidding! - Why would she be kidding?
Yeah, l sort of stole that from the Bible, but...
Serves them well later in life.
Oh, come on. We'll have fun.
- You hate camping. - l know!
''ln college.''
And now you're giving him an award for it?
About 10 minutes after you said good night to me.