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Hey... put me out of my misery. It taught me something, John.
# Nothing but blue skies do I see #
Yes. Sit down now.
What is the point of some interim position?
Great. We have to talk to the cop.
Masks work!!!
- Mister... - Just call me Shelly.
To negotiate what?
I got bills to pay. I want two sits tonight
So fucking what? What is it? They're an opportunity.
Perhaps I could assist you. Excuse us, will you?
- Did I? - Yes.
Mr. Speice? Mr. Robert Speice?
Would you come in here, please?
Bullshit, "After the contest."
What are you gonna do about it, asshole?
Abby
What it taught me... you gotta get out there!
Poor accounts can't be sold, even by great sellers It's All About the Accounts
- Fuck "The Machine." - Mountain View, eight units.
well, could you get... what do you mean?
And, oh God, I am holding my last thought,
Give me... I'll take two more of the old leads.
The new leads... the Glengarry leads.
You or your accountant requested information on a land investment
That's the leads. You give me a better lead...
- You did that? - Yeah.
Put that coffee down ABC at anywhere still in business
There's our leads, there's overhead, phones, a lot of stuff.
Get the chalk! Hey! Get the chalk!
I'm hired to watch the leads, to marshal my sales force.
- Are they all here? - All but one.
I guess I left my wallet in my room.
You mean the board? You mean on the board?
- What happened? - Where do you work?
aubergine? aubergine!
Please don't leave. I'm going to talk to you.
You're a fucking secretary. Fuck you!
Wait, John.
Send a guy out there... no support, no confidence.
Huh? Okay. Now, let's go.
blee ga boing urt neep
Mitch and Murray will see that you go to jail, believe me, they will!
- No. - Look at Jerry Graff.
treat people like that.
i have just been sick in my own mouth
CovFeFe
- Mickey Mouse sales conference. - He didn't mean it.
# Shining so bright #
Can you?
- Levene! - Listen to me.
All the while we got to sit here, eat this nonsense?
Thank you, George. Hey...
Because this is my job!
You gotta say 'UNO!'
Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go.
You met my wife.
That's the situation I'm trying to alleviate, Larry.
You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch
i did a big fart
- We had a robbery. - When?
Mike T.
For the leads, you're saying? Say somebody took them,
- I'm on a plane to Florida... - I'm sorry if we put you out.
I said, "10," you said, "No." You said, "20," I said, "Fine."
"Recontact James Lingk.
Get some jerk to come in here...
# Nothing but blue skies from now on #
Ahhhhhh...
Am I right? Good, huh? Huh, good?
Sit. Talk to me, come on.
- With no... - With no confidence...
That's what I'm saying. Why? He's got the leads.
You're gonna steal...
Listen. Come here, come here.
Get the... I did it... I closed 'em.
It takes brass balls to hold tankers.
I met your wife, what?
You think they're going to catch... where are you going?
Big deal! Fuck you!
I pray you never find it... it runs in streaks.
Is this Levine?
And I'll tell you... I'll tell you what the hard part is.
I get shit thrown in my face because you're top name on the board?
I'd really like to get it off the books before...
The Price Goes Up Today!
The cops aren't going to find the guy?
No, I don't think so. I don't think I want your money.
Are you going to give me $7,500?
The whole thing is the leads, you understand me?
I don't care, you understand?
It's also something women have. Reaction to the size of the investment.
Give me a lead. I'm going out. I'm getting out.
Then go home and tell your wife your troubles.
passed it to her and she signed.
They got their money in government bonds...
Jesus, here's the 30. I'll bring the rest in tomorrow.
I've had this guy before. I've been to his house twice.
That's the way it is and I don't make the rules.
Cold calling. You want to talk about a sale?
Hi, could I speak to Dr. Lowenstein, please?
The Leads Are Garbage!
So quite the opposite. It says,
- You gonna turn state's? - Fuck you, Ricky.
these are the glengarry leads
- Didn't I say the 2:00? - No, the 1:00.
He offered me $230,000 to promote a sales plan...
Permit me to do this a second. I'm older than you.
Sheldon Levene. She's in...
Your name’s Brown?
I didn't even know he was married. The judge invalidated it.
The attorney ge... it was some consumer office.
- What does that mean? - It means, Dave,
Two, John, because I am going to close 'em both.
just in from out of town," all right?
He has certain parcels... certain choice parcels
fuckin' worlde's weak? you're weak!
I work, yes. I work here.
What is this, your farewell speech?
I'm gonna tell you something.
there's a turd in the toilet that won't flush!
How did you know that?
Hello, Mrs. Swoboda, this is Dave Moss.
If they get you on a bad beat...
Who... who's got a steady job,
They canceled her... well, let me talk...
i'm looking for peacecap johnson
Who told me? Who told me we had a robbery?
# All of them, all of them gone #
One night in a year, I left a contract on my desk.
Wait a minute. Okay... hey, hey, John!
Did you see how they were living? How can you delude yourself?
And to answer your question, pal... "Why am I here?"
You had one, you'd know it..."Patel."
Hmm? Or keep your mouth shut.
Life.
There's..." you know, I never said a word.
- No. - Security.
Come on.
You can't play in the man's game? You can't close them?
Fireball is for winners ONLY
turd
'cause nobody ever thought of this before."
- The robbery makes difficult... - Fuck you! You owe me the car!
I don't know. 10 bucks a throw. 15 maybe. I don't know.
Mr. Lingk and I are going to go to the...
Because we got to go to them to get them.
And Action. "A-I-D-A."
Grace, Grace, what was that figure? $76,000.
- You're saying me? - No, you and me.
I AM HERE ON A MISSION OF MERCY
No, we're going over to our relatives'.
Williamson. Williamson, did they get the contracts?
They said we got three days, yeah.
If we were that kind of guy to hold up the joint and trash it,
John, a good deal... has got to be one where both parties...
- It was sent downtown? - Yes, all right?
You want me to break into the office tonight and steal the leads?
# Singing a song #
- I've got to get home. - Do me the courtesy... five minutes?
Yes, I do, my friend. It is not me
HAVE YOU MADE A DECISION, FOR CHRIST?!
they put you on this board. Some contest board.
You are gone before I'm back from lunch.
What do you think might be a convenient time to meet
The stock market collapsed? What of these things happen?
i just wiped, smell my fingers.
and I said, "I want you to sign."