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# Singing a song #
Thank you. No.
MITCH & MURRAY
All that shit. Somebody told me... you know what he's clearing, himself?
You're right
Hit the bricks, cause it’s fuck or walk
Bullshit. And maybe that's true.
I never liked you anyway
Get them to sign with their hands which are freezing
- How are you talking to me that way? - Levene!
9th is for closers only
Bruce and Harriett Nyborg... do you want to see the memos?
- Me. - Absolutely.
You hear me, you fucking faggots?
i just farted you wanna smell it?
We are going to talk. I want to tell you something.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT. LEAVE.
No. I did it. Just like the old days,
The leads come in, I'll let you know.
I don't know. Come down the line...
Always be V'gering
If you tell me where the leads are, I won't turn you in.
I'm caught, they're going to ask me who were accomplices.
These are the GB Households And to give them to you is just throwing them away
- Yes. - What's he gonna pay?
Okay, I said it.
I'm through with this "meshugaas." Nobody should talk to a man that way.
I have no business that I wish to transact.
All right, Larry. We had a consultant,
- No, no, no. - C'mon, you're a busy man, so am I.
he's got that list... with the nurses?
What the hell are you?
"Sell 10,000, you win a Cadillac;
Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!
- What's your name? - Fuck you...
Are you man enough to take it?
and because of that, I am going to shove my appointments around
When we were on Rio Rancho, who was the top man, huh?
- They didn't get the contracts. - Did they?
# Singing a song #
My wife said I have to cancel the deal.
I work here! I didn't come in here to be mistreated!
I promise you, I've been on the phone... I know.
You want to run this office? You heard what the man said...
No, I don't. I don't want to pussyfoot around.
- Forget it, George. - Roma, so on...
hello. i just farted.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday... so it would have elapsed.
Bunch of fucking nonsense
Just in or out? You tell me.
That's what I came in here for. That's what I'm trying to do!
they say it was so hot downtown this afternoon,
- That's what I'm saying. - Times turn hard, they bounce you out.
You got the new leads. If you would give me... just hold on.
I don't know.
Is that what I did, Dave... I humiliated you?
- It's not a business day. - I am not counting it.
Let's go, come on.
How fucked-up you are!
Yes. You requested some information about carbonara?
i am the man who farted
No, the word from Murray is leave them alone.
grown men on the street corner were going up to cops
- What did I say? - What did he say?
always be cashing
50.
You see? That's thinking. Why take a 10% sales commission?
- Yes. - It's wrong.
What if you don't, you understand?
No.
Marshal your sales force?
The money has been released!
"The fucking leads," et cetera, "the tight-ass company," blah, blah.
F. u.
- You didn't talk to him? - No. What do you mean?
We are going to make it right.
the lunar module? yes.
I have these properties I would like for you to see.
None of them. We worry anyway. Why?
75? I thought we were splitting five grand.
Spoke to the little woman on the phone... can't wait to meet her.
Orbs are for closers only
- Huh? - It's a world of clock-watchers...
I am not fucking with you.
Of course you have... three days.
and he made me... he made me an offer.
- What? - Kenilworth?
To negotiate what?
I've let you down. I know I've let you down.
you do not know how to run this office.
- Mmmm. - "Mmmm," yeah!
And what am I thinking? "Is my arm getting tired?"
# Never saw things going so right #
- What are you trying to tell me? - What Roma was trying to tell you.
I think you fucked up my office, and I think you're going away.
Hey, pal! Your excuses are your own!
- Where's the missus? - Out at the PTA.
I've spoken out on this too much. I've got a big mouth.
I put her into it.
- Fuck her. - "Bruce, Harriett...
- I dunno. - Shelly.
Nice guy? I don't give a shit.
That's garbage. Bullshit.
Can't think on your feet, you ought to keep your mouth closed.
Enough about the Browns We get it
You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
The only arrangement I will accept is full investment.
Can you believe this? I got to go back and close again.
What I say when people ask my name.
As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.
Oh, yes, please. The police can be...
Then I sat 22 minutes by that kitchen clock on the wall.
Openshop team get 1st & 2nd prize what's that we get for 3rd again...?
- They did. - They killed the goose. And now...
based on the sales volume, first to Roma.
I'm gonna give you 20% of all my sales.
You never know... I was talking to Jerry Graff last week.
You don't like the rules, Dave? There's the door!
The fuckin end is weak? You’re weak.
Grace, I'm gonna need
- Okay, now, talk to me. - I'm still trying to sort it out.
Nobody ever... well, if I did, I'm glad.
Go home and play with your kids
A child would know it, he's right.
I can't talk now, Jim... I'll call you tonight. Coming, Ray.