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Jesus. And I've seen these before, you know.
You can't do it.
She'll remember. Just, just... wait a minute!
Oh yeah, I used to play poker. It's a tough racket.
# Let me tell you I never saw the sun #
Alex, just gimme five more minutes after this, okay? Five more minutes, all right?
Well, lately... kiss my ass "lately."
That's not... as long as I've...
I'll tell you something,
What? Say the words.
They like to talk to salesmen. They're lonely.
Fuck, fuck, fuck! Williamson!
These are the Glengarry leads.
You hear what I said? Do you hear what I said?
A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it.
Some guy pissing in your face. Cocksucker...
you can't close shit, you are shit!
Jim Lingk, D. Ray Morton.
I know, it's... hey. What did I learn as a kid on Western?
He said we're all going to have to talk to the guy.
- Levene! - Wait a second!
Sitting on top of the world... everything's fucking peach fuzz.
D Co leaving the 103rd
That's correct! And as the hour is waning,
- The man is French? - No, but his wife is.
- Not lately you can't. - That's defeatist... fuck it!
We're sitting in the shit here. Why?
It could be working for you... you want to throw it away.
I got to go home, grab one hour with my kids, come back here,
What's the problem, pal? You... Moss.
what's that smell? i just farted.
you're going out. I swear to you...
# Nothing but blue skies. #
Muskee, Wisconsin. Ooh, a beauty.
No. I don't know.
The statute is for your protection. I have no complaint with that.
Toffee's for testers only.
Understand? This is me.
That motto has stood me in good stead.
I can't make a goddamn dollar with these leads,
So you're here to sell me some land?
I step out and you don't close, then it's my job.
If I'm not on that board by the 30th, they're going to can my ass.
Now, 10% John... I can get hot, you know that.
to present investment opportunities in Rio Rancho to the public.
You are so full of shit!
I'd wish you good luck,
What he does when he's up, what he does at other times...
i'm gonna wipe my ass on these
- It's not impossible. - Really? On an $80,000 day?
- Who said "Fuck 'The Machine"'? - Fuck "The Machine"?
- Did I say that? - Did you talk to Graff?
All right, here's...
U hear me about these floors boys I got 2 kids
Oh, oh, Rick, ooh.
what I'm saying is, you haven't had a meal until you've tasted...
Hey, I've been on a hot streak.
Things. Things.
Oh, yeah. I used to be an actor. It’s a tough racket.
- Was I? - Yes.
I've got to go back to the office to get 'em.
Well, I'm not a leash, so I don't know, do I?
Jason be like
You can’t close the leads you are giving? You can’t close shit
Listen to me... you put me on that fucking board,
Your life is your own.
Roma, I'm talking to you.
90% of our sales we're paying to the office for the leads.
They find the guy that broke in the office?
What was the earliest it could have been cashed?
A... Always, B... Be, C... Closing.
- I got half. - Who got the other half?
- Those fucking deadbeats. - My ass. I told 'em... listen to this.
- Well, I think I'll pass. - I wouldn't.
You get a lead, you get a person... I'll go sell 'em.
- Where did you get this from, a morgue? - Look, I'm...
When The Criminals Come... And They Take... They Steal The Phones!?!?
Do you get the picture? Are you laughing now?
Monday... you saw my book.
- I try, I try. - I said forget it, come on.
Hello, Mr. Palermo? I'm sorry.
Why? Because they are stupid. Where were you last night?
Get out there... you got the prospects coming in.
And that shit you were slinging on my guy today...
- That's right. - You're goddamn right, it's right.
It's a fucked-up world.
weekly meeting none
Jason be like I got 2 kids
What does this mean? What do you want it to mean?
he goes in business for himself. That's what? That's thinking.
If I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him
If you don't, I'm gonna tell the cop you stole them.
They're old... I've seen that name 100 times.
No, I wouldn't try to sell you...
you like to fart yes
- Why are you doing this at all? - None of your fucking business.
It's the easiest thing to remember.
If you tell me what you did with the leads, we can talk.
test test
Man up
but quite a lot of land.
it's ok, i washed my hands. smell my fingers.
Hold it, Grace. Danny, I know that you're serious,
Let me tell you something, Shelly.
- That's right. - My name is Richard Roma.
Decision... Have You Made Your Decision For Christ?
I'm here from Mitch and Murray and I'm here on a mission of mercy
They keep coming up. I don't know.
Oh God, I hate this job.
just one week to regain your jobs,
sometimes, a man if he wants a reward...
- I don't understand. - That's what they are, three business...
Did You Ever Take A Dump Made You Feel Like You Slept For 12 Hours?
All it does is some jerk shoots his mouth off.
because I am going to close them all.
Come in.
My wife suggested I look into it.
Jim, Jim... I can't.
You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead.
- I filed it. It went down. - You filed it?