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Have you ever been to Club Skunk?
Look, I'm in this for the cash.
Theories abound as to why,
but he knozs his shit, so we can overlook that.
I'm walking down the hall and I say hello to you, you say hello to me.
A girl's room is very personal.
You don't take steroids, do you, because I've heard steroids
Now, you want Bianca, right?
-Sit. -Hey, hey, we need to talk.
Edit: tits
Wow.
-Oh, so now you think you know me? -I'm getting there.
Has the fact that you're completely psycho
Every time you even think about kissing a boy,
Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
When I go?
Yes, and I really, really, really want to go.
Yeah, well, I'm no picnic myself.
Okay, let's open up our books to page 73, Sonnet 141.
You suck.
the cheerleading squad would find out how tiny his dick is.
How is it possible that I did not know about this?
Kissing, huh? That's what you think happens?
That's Bianca Stratford. She's a sophomore.
That was Costa Rican, butthead!
My mission in life.
-Define normal. -Bogey Lozenstein's party is normal.
-Perfect opportunity for what? -For you to take out Kat.
purer than, say, Joey Donner's.
Now, I have gathered a group of guys, couldn't be more perfect.
Absolutely not! Absolutely not? Why not?
Do You Even Know My Name, Screw Boy?
I got in!
Come on. Go with me.
Oh, pretty baby
So you’re telling me I’m a...non...drinker...
It's real. I lived in Australia until I was 1 0.
Do you even know my name, screw boy?
Just the pleasure of your company. Ok?
-You know who the Raincoats are? -Why, don't you?
I'm confiscating this.
You're kidding. Let me ask you, do you like sailing?
Remove head from Sphinkter And find your keys
and he got pissed and he dumped me.
Okay. Remember how you said I could date if Kat dated?
Where'd you get the dress?
-But you hate Joey. -Now I do.
Someone still has her panties in a twist.
or whatever it is you white girls complain about,
While he's busy setting things up, you have time with Bianca.
Well, maybe you're not afraid of me,
And I'll get to sleep at night.
And I'm up for a hemorrhoid cream ad next week.
Yeah. Looks like you're gonna have to take the bus.
Hi. Can we make this quick?
You suck.
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise
Yeah! All right!
You... She could just like the color.
when I say that Cameron's love is pure,
See you there.
Want one?
No! This one's mine.
I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years
I think you can in Europe.
Black panties!
So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class again.
Don't worry. There's better for you,
You don't strike me as the type that would ask your father for permission.
just because everyone else was doing it.
Could I get a prophylactic?
Well, no, but I will.
when she does.
Oh, okay, so what, you just pick up and leave, is that it?
Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bench for years.
Hello! Michael Eckman. I'm supposed to show you around.
I'm your father. That's my right.
This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it, Trailer Park.
No, no, no, no. Kat, come on, wake up! Look at me!
So, are you going to Bogey Lozenbrau's thing
That must be Peter with the SBDs
Ridiculous amounts of love across this nation worldwide.
Can you imagine who would go to that antiquated mating ritual?
You never wanted to go sailing with me, did you?
Christmas Eve The Miracle Of Snow Hill
-and in that heart... -Courage to make love known.
HATES HIM WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
I'll look it up.
You don't care if I never wake up.
"I'm Not Hostile. I'm Annoyed."
I was in the Laundromat. I saw your car. I came over to say hi.
in advance. forget it.
the balloons vote brexit! churchves vote brexit! rita ora votes brexit! rihanna votes brexit! why don't you get everyone on every planet to vote brexit as well? to vote brexit as well?!!! you brexit hoon expert! you get a brexit and you get a brexit everyone gets a brexit! (even though i'm not british i still vote brexit!) even the pigeons vote brexit!
Okay, here we go.
This is so patronizing.
You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.
Don’t say shit like that to me, people can hear you.
Need Agua? Llámenos!
My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.