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All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend?
now that you've seen the plan,
The... Think about it.
-Stay cool, bro. -Yeah, see you later.
They're Mom's.
Let's do this.
Now, Friday night, Bogey Lozenstein is having a party.
Oh, I'll stay away from your sister.
It's not every day you find a girl
Now, scoot. Scoot!
Yeah, sure, Sparky.
Pensive?
We need to go behind enemy lines here.
-I got the scoop. -What'd she say?
is you need to hire a guy who'll go out with her.
-Let go! -How could you set me up like that?
Yeah. Yeah, I noticed she's a little antisocial.
and I want you to stop trying to control my life
Yeah, but the closest they've come to a cow is McDonald's.
-Meaningless, consumer-driven lives. -Meaningless, consumer-driven lives.
Oh, hi. Thank God. You know...
-No one's out of reach for me. -You wanna put money on that?
You think you could leave her out of this?
No. Something real. Something no one else knozs.
Funny, szeetie.
I know you didn't think you were the only sophomore at the prom.
So, you disappoint 'em from the start and then you're covered, right?
I'm a crack whore who should have
Well, then tell them I had a seizure.
We go to the movies, that's 1 5 bucks.
Oh, she's out of reach, even for you.
You're just too good to be true
What was it like, a down payment now and a bonus for sleeping with me?
-I want to hear you upbeat. -We're screwed!
Have you always been this selfish?
He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life
Do you think you could give me a ride home?
The Plan
That's a direct quote.
Kidding. No, because I know you're a fan of Shakespeare.
Don't say shit like that to me, people can hear you!
no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.
You're gonna pay me to take out some chick?
Listen, forget her. Incredibly uptight father.
Who could refrain That had a heart to love
What's normal? Those damn Dazson's River kids,
if she wasn't so doped up.
Plus... She's a Bitch
for all the idiots at our school to drink beer
No, you didn't.
Has anyone ever told you that?
Nine schools in 1 0 years. My, my. Army brat?
I think you can in Europe.
Good.
-Go. -No, you go.
What's in it for you?
All right, first thing. Kat hates smokers.
Then you'll never date. Oh, I like that.
Okay, no, not actually...
This I'm gonna do for fun.
Back in the Game
Where'd you get a tux at the last minute?
Fathers don't like to admit it when their daughters
I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be under whelmed,
Hey there, girlie. How you doin'?
What is it, asshole day?
What's a Bogie Lowenstien?
Oh goody. Something new and different for us.
I want you to trust me to make my own choices,
The last party I went to was at Chuck E. Cheese
The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
Is it for me?
-Hey there, Cupid. -Hi, Joey.
Otherwise known as an orgy?
I want you. I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.
I want you, I need you. Oh, baby, oh, baby.
#Itsgoingtobewild
I'm gonna go and show the plan to someone else.
I don't think so.
When 'fuckboy' was born
this dude sus a.f.
I didn't pay you to take out Kat so some little punk could snake me with Bianca.
Are you okay?
.
I dazzled him with my wits.
-Damn. -That's a shame.
It means we've become spectators.
pick you up on friday, then. oh, right, friday.
I know every cop in town, bucko!