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Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
I defended you when people called you conceited,
I think you can with Billie Eilish
-And where have you been? -Nowhere.
A beaucoup problemo, Calvin.
These are your future Mvys. We're all Ivy League accepted.
on Friday night?
And if it's quite all right I need you, baby
Yeah, go to the office. You're pissing me off.
Put her in your spank bank, move on.
What's that collar for? Is that to keep him from licking his stitches?
-Oh, wait a minute. Curtis... -Cameron.
I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme
Neat.
That guy?
When I shell out 50, I expect results
You're szeating like a pig.
Shall we go to my office?
Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Lockdown!
You bitch!
I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.
-Start a band? -No, install car stereos.
-He'll pay. Now, over here... -Oh, my God.
-This is a gorgeous guy. -I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
He's very pretty!
-Kiss me! -Kiss him.
You think you could find someone that extreme?
Parts of it.
Now, remember, guys,
-Hey. -Hey.
lt's an amazing powder that clings to the tiniest hairs on your head.
can severely disintegrate your package?
-So, what's your excuse? -For?
She has a pair of black underwear.
These delusionals are your white Rastas.
She has a black N95 mask
-Really? -Really.
Oh, no, you're not. Your sister doesn't date.
Come on, Kat. Please do this for me.
Listen, don't say shit like that to him.
I mean, you know, I could look into it.
I don't know. I say do what you want to do.
You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know.
makes you worthy of our time.
but the rest, you're wrong.
The shit hath hitith The fanith
You know Chastity?
and just so you know, joey only liked you for one reason.
So, have you heard about Bogey Lowenstein's party?
What I think you need to do,
Hey, thanks, man!
Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
We'll continue this later.
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind
Okay.
who has an excuse.
Necesita agua? Llámenos y se la llevamos 840 3911 y 840 3912
Got nezs for you.
-How much? -Twenty bucks.
Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay?
lt instantly covers your bald spot leaving you with great looking hair.
Now, there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh?
You know who the Raincoats are? -Why, don't you?
So, I've got the Sears catalog thing going,
No, there's something I need to tell you.
Are you serious? That's perfect!
and my stunning digestive pyrotechnics.
Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me.
-You're so... -Charming.
You forget, I don't care what people think.
-That's your girlfriend's sister. -That's Bianca's sister?
Joey just picked me up.
Yeah, I know. I'm working on that, but so far,
Must be tough.
Get out of my class.