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You might want to work on that.
I knew this was a set-up!
My dad just came up with a new rule. I can date when my sister does.
..... ........ do you like better
It'd be like Extreme Dating.
that was until she kissed me.
Wow. Is this what a bar looks like?
except for Mr. Donner,
Daddy, no.
Are you lost?
Because I don't want to. Because it's a stupid tradition.
We're making a statement.
Theories abound as to why,
They're big Marley fans. They think they're black.
Plus, she's a bitch.
I can't be seen at Club Skunk, all right?
-What's a Bogey Lozenstein? -Bogey's party is just a lame excuse
You're just messin' with me, aren't you?
When you're deadlifting and doing your own cues
But she's a mutant! What if she never dates?
Maybe you're right. I'm just so nervous.
Cat.
Now, if you don't get any, I don't get any.
-Hey! -I... I think I speak correctly
Are you following me?
that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.
And why is that again?
Old rule out. New rule, Bianca can date
My insurance does not cover PMS!
Hi. How you doin'?
I thought for sure I was busted when I was climbing out that window, I tell ya.
Do you?
As always, thank you for your excellent guidance.
Oh, God.
In case you haven't heard, my sister's a particularly hideous breed of loser.
I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call
Kat, babe, what do we oze you for the table dance?
You're looking at this from entirely the wrong perspective.
and its previous stipulations, of course.
And she'll want Raisinets, right?
Close, but no.
I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed? I think you can at The Spot
-What is this? -Right on, sister!
I know who you wanna bend the rules for.
I think I like the white shirt better.
Does this conversation have a purpose?
All right, I'll show you guys.
Stop being so self-involved for one minute. How do I look?
Maybe if we were the last two people alive,
I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools.
on the witty repartee of Joey Eat Me Donner.
Oh, Bianca.
Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
you're not as vile as I thought you were.
-Do what? -Act like a human.
When I shell out 70, I expect results
That's so cute. What's your name again?
-Swollen. Turgid. -Tumescent?
Thus the basis of its appeal.
I was wrong.
Well, she found this guy who's actually kind of perfect for her
McDonald's.
Well, I guess I'll never know, will I?
-Very cool. -No problem.
Should have used the window.
Can we focus on me for a second, please?
Where'd you get the pearls?
Should I hit the lights?
yes now the posters are all my business! yes they are!
Now, don't get upset, Daddy, but there's this boy...
Bu-bye.
I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet.
Oh, God, I just wanted...
you tel me
What, are you kidding me?
That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.
Roxanne Corinne and Andrew Jarrett are having an incredibly horrendous
-Didn't you read last month's Cosmo? -Run along.
Hey. Cool picture.
Hey, don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.
They're looking left and we're running right.
-Yeah. These guys... -Wait, wait. Let me guess. Cowboys?
I wanted to let you make up your mind about him.
Crimson cape
Not that I'm thinking about your package.
And I think I know the answer. No. It's always no.
Well, there is an alternative.
When it's about to go down Black panties matter
Planet Look at me, look at me.
I'll think about it.