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And I'm also very excited. I'm nervous, I'm excited
I guess I thought I was protecting you.
Well, yeah, but I'm sure, you know, that there are
-Hi. -Wow. I...
-Yeah. My dad is... -That's enough.
-Yeah. -That's Kat Stratford.
Can't you just find some blind, deaf retard
Romantic? Hemingway?
Wholesome.
she got sick of it or something.
-Do you mind? -Not at all.
But I can't guarantee she'll stay away from me.
Are you lost?
eat me. you see that?
ok so my job is not to put "no soccor" signs up on the pinboard. and i play soccor on that field. now that is ironic!
I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare
Fine, 30.
Just a minor encounter with the shrew
Come in.
I learned French for you and then you just blow me off so you could...
-Daddy? -Hi, honey.
-What group is she in? -The don't even think about it group.
Look at me look at me
The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgezay?
-Yeah, okay. -In ninth, for a month.
In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes
Hi.
Hi.
Yes, Daddy. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home.
Yeah? Well, you know what I want?
-I am perfectly aware... -Listen to me.
Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score.
So, you two are gonna help me tame the wild beast.
Thinking of getting a Tercel. Yeah, that’s a Toyota!
Pipe Down, Fauci.
No.
virgin balls
Black panties!
Well, the night I take you places you've never been before.
No, he just wants me to be somebody that I'm not.
Okay, all right, no smoking. What else?
To completely damage me, send me to therapy forever?
You suck
-Yeah, it's... It's more... -Pensive?
Well, you've chosen the perfect revenge, mainlining tequila.
Oh my god bigger
Okay. Well,
-Milwaukee. -What?
I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair
If you're planning on asking me out, you might as well just get it over with.
-Do what? -This!
You're concentrating awfully hard considering it's gym class.
Yeah, well, what we need is a backer.
Remove head from sphincter Then drive
-Pick you up on Friday, then. -Oh, right. Friday.
Bye, Dad. I'm going to the prom.
I should do this.
I know. I quit. Apparently they're bad for you.
I just upped my price.
Listen, I know...
Oh, Mandella, please tell me you haven't
People perceive you as somewhat...
I know it sounds kind of bogus, but...
So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book
and rub up against each other
I just need to lie down.
I'll see you around, okay?
Yeah. I think we have art together, right?
managed to escape your attention?
-Bite me. -Should've kept the tie.
-Who's a flaming imbecile. -And I think he might ask me...
He even had a bet going with his friends.
-Vapid? -How can you say that? She's totally...
-Hey, where are you goin'? -Away.
Really, really,
You look pretty nervous.
-Relax. -Relax? I'm fine.
You guys, please! Take it outside!
I hate it... I hate the way you're always right
Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford?
Unless she kicked the crap out of your dumb butt,
Oh, I don't know. Maybe we should ask Kat.
Man, look at her. Is she always so...
Which one do you like better?
But you know I can't. Not unless my sister does.
-Sure I do. -Why?
And you're not as badass as you think you are.
Hey! Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.
I'm sure.
-No. -I'll see you at 9:30 then!
Hey, Kat. Look who found me.