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HE'S NOT VERY BRIGHT.
A MUCH BETTER CHANCE OF WORKING OUT.
IS "STRAWBERRY-MILKSHAKE- DISEASE." SO, BACK OFF!
THE ONE THINK I DON'T NEED IS A LECTURE
[sniffling] OH!
THAT'S ME, GUYS.
I MEAN IT, MARIA. I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
YEAH.
WELL, YOU KNOW, EVEN IF SHE GETS MARRIED,
WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?
I GUESS THEY'RE ALL HERE.
I'VE GOT MONEY. OH?
SI.
SO I WAS WONDERING IF, UH, I COULD TAKE YOU TO A MOVIE TONIGHT.
MAN, TALK ABOUT CLOSE CALLS.
NOW THAT YOU'RE 17 YEARS OLD, YOU OUGHT TO KNOW
NO, LOOK. WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP HER OUT SO SHE DOESN'T GET DEPORTED.
HI, MARIA.
YEAH, HE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON ME.
HOW SERIOUS?
NO HONEYMOON? NO.
IT'S HIS 17TH BIRTHDAY.
MARIA.
AND SHE SAID IT WAS OK. OK?
AND HER MOTHER. BUT IF SHE MARRIES ME, SHE CAN STAY HERE.
HE TOLD MARIA SHE COULD COME BACK
RERUN, HOW CAN YOU GET MARRIED SO SOON? YOU JUST MET HER.
WELL, YOU'RE EASY TO LIKE.
HE LIKES TO SHARE IT WITH HIS BEST FRIENDS.
THAT'S ME. SHE DOESN'T KNOW MY REAL NAME.
I MEAN, RERUN IS NICE.
DWAYNE TOLD ME.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE'RE ONLY GETTING MARRIED
THE FUNKY KLUTZ!