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WELL, WE COULD TELL EVERYBODY WHEN THERE'S GONNA BE A SURPRISE TEST.
A SURPRISE TEST.
SIGNED BY JOHN DOE.
DO YOU MIND IF WE GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT OF MY SON BEING EXPELLED?
WHAT WAS HIS NAME? ZINGER.
I HAVE TO HANG UP NOW. THERE'S GONNA BE A DEATH IN THE FAMILY.
YEAH, THAT'S NICE, RERUN, BUT I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
THEN WHO IS ZINGER?
I KNOW, BUT THIS IS GONNA MESS UP MY WHOLE EVENING.
WHY, ONE WOULD THINK YOU WEREN'T SURPRISED AT ALL.
200 YEARS FROM NOW, SOME POOR FOOL
NOBODY! ZINGER IS NOBODY.
SEE, I THINK A LITTLE HUMOR, RIGHT AWAY PEOPLE--
BOYS.
"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO SPRUNG THE LEAK,
MOST OF THE CLASS FAILED YOUR SURPRISE TEST.
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY DEE THAT $1.35.
AND WHILE WE DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH,
FOUR As. UNBELIEVABLE.
LET'S REWRITE THE FRONT PAGE. WE'VE GOT A BIG STORY NOW.