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God, your skin looks amazing.
- What happened? - Must've hit "Call back."
I'll send it to you, too.
So did you get a little visit from Don Quick-Naughty?
Wait a second.
Having you here, it changes the dynamic with my friends.
Oh, yes, it doesn't require a code.
No, no shots.
we went to a strip club where we met
We both know you're not above bending the rules.
I know.
strip clubs, cheesy bars, penis stuff.
Me neither.
- Mom! - No.
Remember when we road-tripped to the Redneck Riviera
Great. Well, I have to run.
I thought you like being pampered.
You're having a bachelor party?
What are you talking about?
And I will do whatever it takes to right the situation.
Exciting, right? Not as exciting:
What?! Seriously?
It's to be sipped, not chugged like a shot of cheap tequila.
Yeah, well that big difference just gave me a lap dance
Wait, where's my mom?
No-no apology necessary.
Check out the sitch.
I don't want your apology, Mom.
No, no. Phone-free zone!
There's my daughter. They didn't believe I have a daughter
You're an adult now.
So maybe you can convince Rogelio
Come on, another round.
Hey, you know, I'm feeling, I'm feeling okay.
I'm so sorry!
Any other suggestions?
Right, girls?!
Okay. Let's do it.
A shot for Sweet Lady Jane!
And it makes me wonder...
Okay, repeat the plan back to me just to make sure.
Pastelitos from Isidoro's.
So if you could take the babies tonight...
- I have to finish my vows. - I called the printers
♪ First things first, I'm Sweet Lady Jane ♪
Ma! Come on, wake up.
No, I need to see if Professor Blake called me
♪ I wanna rock, I wanna roll ♪
four years before and four years before that,
And we're really sorry about the stripper,
No, it doesn't. It's fine, hey.