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to his house to pull the pole out of his ass.
I just texted your mom.
Distilling what to say.
I know.
- Nothing. - Whether Rafael's brother Derek
Just strip clubs. There's a big difference.
doesn't want me at his bachelor party?"
Up to you, but I'd lose the towel.
That is a wonderful idea!
I am gonna go to that party
but I'm still sort of lost.
- Congrats, though. - Thanks.
See what I did there?
It is going down!
We've been having the same conversation for years.
so celebrities want your opinion.
It's just that you're turning 21.
How'd you become a stylist?
I know you just started office hours,
This is way past weird.
it's the only thing I've been really successful at.
You'll recall these two
on her engagement to the greatest man in the world.
You-you never had a massage?
Thank you, Lina.
Okay, we-- I mean, all right.
A-And I just realized that I...
no strippers at your bachelor party.
No, no, no, wait, we left weird back at his apartment.
He seems...
it's Sweet Lady Jane!
One second.
You know that story with the Redneck Riviera?
eating tacos over a trash can.
I don't want to hurt his feelings.
Found my voice mail.
You are my dream man.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, just ironing out the last details.
and how much we respect women,
I might have not gone to college,
Oh, my God.
I'm not really in a bar mood right now-- are you?
What?
Michael got the invite reminder for tonight.
Ready to see what's in my Sancho Panza?
Well, just like a five-point action item list.
I'm marrying your daughter.
Ah, yes.
Leave it.
Wait, Lina, wait.
You'll recall Jane's 21st birthday.
pictures were taken, people were horrified.
Oh, no, no, no. No cameras.
Yes, please.