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All right, get there!
Okay, well, honey, we can't just leave right now.
Drone 2, Idiots 1!
My bitter rival from law school.
30 years ago, my dad was in a local ad
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah, I'm not that cheery,
that she's flaked for, like, the hundredth time?
♪ no, you're not, you're not even close ♪
♪ C ♪
He kept going on about Beth Israel Hospital.
And are Koreans really better?
How real is your relationship?
- Aah! - Oh, God! Dad!
Uh, yeah, the motion of shoving deep fried garbage
Oh, I thought you had a date.
I got it!
What? Why?
No, that's what you said about my mom's humidifier!
♪ I ♪
It's mine now!
See the lasers? Special effects?
So how's work? I'm sure you heard I made partner
Say hello to my little closet.
that look like I could've been murdered
Mama always said
Now if we have a prayer at this thing,
That ship sailed about 20 years ago.
You can develop deep emotional scars at age 7.
I promise to bring it back, all right?
in your mouth all day.
Luke, gravity!
What are you doing?
so I shaved my head to be like her.
If I'm your elephant, you have a shot.
I saw it happen to my dad, you know?
Oh, I remember. I remember.
I'm sorry. Okay.
likeable celebrity I was 30 years ago.
Sign says "No Menus"!
I tried to grab you after the shoot,
I've never understood what it means.
but what we have works for me, okay?
My binky was a spark plug.
- Luke, by the tree. Give me some of those oranges. - Here you go.
♪ ...will always love you ♪