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All right. So, what did you do?
- Really? - Oh, yeah. Gandhi loved Triscuits.
- Beautifully sliced... - Faithy!
...is the people that try and commit suicide...
Come. You walk me to a cab.
-Is that a...? -Drake's. Coffee Cake.
We can test these people, no question about it.
- No, I'll just wear the pyjamas. - Just get it!
I got another one...
- Where's the nurse? - I'm sure she'll be right back.
...for a guy to come out of a coma before you ask his ex-girlfriend out?
Hi. Hi! What are you doing here? How did I know you were here?
So if the coma victim wakes up in a month...
- Get the hell out. - A plane crash?! A heart attack?!
- I don't need this! - Look, please!
That’s your big boy
Because they give up too easy. I say pills don't work, try a rope.
Hi. I haven't eaten in three days.
- Nothing. - What kind of a man are you?
- Where you going? - We're taking Elaine to dinner.
My mother smoked.