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("Our Prayer" by The Beach Boys playing)
(cocking gun)
Well, you'll have to do until we find Lucius.
Unbelievable. Do we look like prostitutes to you?
We meet again, pendejo.
I am he.
Card Player: I'd maybe give ya 20 doubloons for the Brit.
Yes, well, let's get him some water...
you end up in here.
I don't think that's a good idea,
-It's been a while. -Izzy: Yeah...
-You couldn't even fool Lucius! -Oh, mm, that's different.
I bet she's got my dagger back there.
You been avoiding me?
No, I'm not gonna do that, sorry.
sit back, and wait for you to return.
Cállate, hombrecito.
as I said before, Captain, I'm not the strongest writer.
but it's still the Republic of Pirates.
It's good, isn't it? Being amongst proper maniacs.
wanted for murder.
Sorry, I thought I said, uh...
I'm actually super into that, so... thanks.
I think we'll go for something stronger.
-That's worth a thousand doubloons at least! -Shh! Quit shouting!
Oh.
They tricked us. It was an ambush. Completely unprofessional.
-50. -51.
-Any last words? -Yeah...
Lucius: Hi, guys. Oh, guy, well, guy-- Well, guy and lady--
and I feel really good about this.
Please join me in welcoming for his regional debut...
-No. Oh! -(grunting)
The Gentleman Pirate.
Well, not terribly successful ones.
kill them, throw them out to the sharks, sir?
Um, I was just wondering whether your dagger had,
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-(all yelling) -Oh, my god! His nose!
-(both gagging) -Oh god.
Well, the Gentleman Pirate bids you all--
He was a saint.
Pff. Olu, grow up.