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-Healthy, sturdy, obedient man for sale! -Captain?
Right, well, what should we do with our hostage?
Look, I might be new to pirating,
Mm, 'cause he's kind of bringin' everyone down,
(speaking Spanish)
Fine.
Pirate: Drinks be on ye now!
Thank you so much for having us.
You misbehave... (makes slicing noise)
Oh... god.
(Frenchie clears throat) Um...
Captain Stede: Man for sale! Someone, buy my booty!
The sun did work its wonders.
-I think you're gettin' the wrong message, Jim. -But I, I wasted her husband!
-Everything's fine. -Well, I'm not fine.
-(gagging) -(Captain sighs)
Whoa.
The man who killed my family.
bit of a pirate pooper.
We live in a state of nature.
he kills with... kindness.
Lucius, once I climb aboard, I want you to start sketching.
Well, I guess you could say I'm a bit of a pickpocket
on Stede's stupid fucking nose!
Okay, look, you've proven your point.
Do not darken my doorstep again.
because I hate this fucking place.
but I know a thing or two about salesmanship.
Jackie made you straight away.
Besides, she's got, like, 20 husbands.
He looks tough.
I was like, "Oh man,
-Hey. -Captain: Hey.
Okay, so, uh, eh... are you done?
Adios, Bonifacia.
(clears throat) Well, the drinks are on us.