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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Almost forgot.
-Man for sale! -Over here.
because we want our bodies to be smaller.
-at all. -Yeah.
-Hmm? -Geraldo: Jackie's been collecting them for years.
Fuck is you supposed to be?
I killed her.
He's gonna love you.
-(crying) -Right, too late. Let's go.
Balls for days.
Yes, well, everyone wants a piece of the Gentleman Pirate.
I've a few colleagues in there.
Aye, aye, Cap'n! Hoist the main brace.
J--
Make people feel underdressed,
♪ Ooh ♪
(grunting)
♪ Ahh ♪
Generate some shade.
Well good and savory now, Cap'n.
You're an idiot... and you're banished.
we're selling your guy to the Spanish Navy.
-a family name, maybe? J-- -Jimenez. ¿Qué pasa?
Well, I kind of recommended you hire a waitress...
I'm sorry, guys.
♪ Ahh, ooh ♪
-(grunts) -(gasps)
-(yelling) -Should we attempt to lower the temperature, or--
Well, I'll be the judge of that.
Listen, I think you might wanna adjust the pitch
Are you the fancy man sellin' the British bloke?
Oh.
handled herself.
I explicitly told him...
Oh, actually, uh,
(harpsichord fanfare)
Captain Stede: Ha, ha! No.
-Remaining hostage? -He's still out there.
who stabbed your favorite husband up, so.
Like you helped her set it up?
Some nice crispy bits there.
♪ Ooh ♪
I did, too!