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Don't be disgusting.
He won't escape me.
Remember the look of terror in a peasant's eyes...
That's what I like about them.
Any particular color?
The worst part...
We better get out of here.
You would then just look for a bite on the inside of the thigh...
And an 18-year-old boy would hardly be a virgin, now, would he?
- I am a little tense. - Tense?
Please don't bite my buttons.
He's still good.
So why don't we just skip all the bullshit...
Never!
It only works in movies.
Virgin blood isn't easy to come by these days, Countess.
Tell you what, I'll be in touch.
Get out!
What do I do if I get lucky?
Robin, wait a second.
Who cares what those assholes think?
Sure thing.
You're a...
Did you... Did they do that over at the shopping mall?
I guess they're okay.
All right. Let's go.
All right. Okay.
I know your mind is filled with doubt
I love Robin.
She keeps following me around!
Come on. I wouldn't say nothing.
You know, there are even cases of cat and dog vampires.
- What's going on? - Mark's been acting strange lately.
She wants you to have a drink with her.
I really want to do it.
Great.
Did you undress her slowly...
I don't want to do that.
All right, we still on for tomorrow night?
Look what got left behind.
I mean, my mom, she's great.
And plagues.
You won't feel no pain, boy Once bitten
Did we get up on the wrong side of the coffin this evening?
All one had to do to get a good meal...
There's always tomorrow.
I'm sorry, Father.
Last week, I went to a bar in Hollywood...
- I don't know. - Yeah.
Work on her feet. Come on!
I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to get into for the last four years.
You know, like, a teenage guy?
Okay.
- Come on, we've been over this 100 times. - I know.