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I need you to check his inner thigh for two little sores.
We'll have three beers, all around.
Sounds good to me.
Can I buy you a drink?
She's got a much stronger hold on him than I thought.
- I knew it. We enjoyed it. - Jamie, would you shut up?
You know, most people are basing their opinions...
- This is a big mistake on your part. - He's got a gun!
Goodness gracious! Just follow me.
Is there anything you need? Food? Drinks?
Who decorated it, anyway?
I'm not?
Honestly, how can you stand that little twerp?
After that virgin!
Are you positive he's a virgin?
Hello, tall, dark and handsome.
Why don't you try it on in the dressing room. I'll be with you in just a minute.
Here, try this one. It's really neat.
and I think that...
Use your imagination.
Somewhere, in places like Kansas...
I sleep with my brother, and he's a chronic bed wetter.
- Tough shit. - Tie it off, man.
Is there such a thing as a female vampire?
You can always tell what you're getting into by checking out their underwear first.
when you'd swoop down on him?
You got that?
Okay. That's not funny now.
Wait.
Are you a prostitute?
Stop being so damned negative.
Mark!
If you're so interested in my sexual failures, why don't you go have a few of your own?
You're the only one I can turn to.
You can have your damn ring back!
to this really nice girl.
You're a long way from Covent Garden. Your report?
You know, it is most unfortunate...
Midnight.
and make him feel at home for the first hundred years.
But you did, you really did.
- Sebastian? - The chauffeur.
But I'm beggin' you to hear me out
What is this doing here?
Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times.
Hello?
Wait up!
Just get a good night's sleep.
Where'd you find her? A 7-Eleven, a bowling alley?
Why don't you sit here?
Board of Education Chairman...
Bowling alleys, RVs...