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How do you do, sir? Hello.
[Jack] Close with Swanson and the fireworks. The end!
[screaming]
Maybe they got dancing here! Come on!
Why don't you kiss my royal Angeleno hooch?
They went double the budget 'cause she could never hit her fucking mark
Nellie?
You're just sore because yours look like fucking latkes.
Honey?
You know what we should do? We should go dancing! Manny! Oh, my...
[Otto] Ah, my beautiful baby boy.
[sighs] You should come by the Warners lot.
"I've known loss. I've known pain. You're what gives me life."
[Ruth] How long will that take to heal?
It's worth it, I promise.
There were things I'd taken for granted... [pen scratching on paper]
[engine revving]
Fine, I won't!
Miss Lady Fay Zhu will now choose a partner.
Uh, no, we're good up here, Ruth. Okay, great.
[crying, sniffling]
We got a lot of great stuff.
I tried.
Elinor's trying to civilize me for talkies. Ain't that nice?
Nellie! [people chattering, cheering]
Jack, is it okay to grab one? Hey, Charlie. How's the missus?
[sighs, spits]
Mr. Palmer.
You're great, man.
Oh, if they could see me now!
Cálmate. Okay, yeah, I was in Cal-Neva,
[laughing continues]
Do you play bridge, Miss LaRoy?
How do you do? [Rebecca] Hello.
They found him in a forest in Oregon.
[Max] Billy! [laughs]
And we're still doing costume pictures?
Your fellow players, if we don't get the shot,
Save the ring and come on inside.
Some shit came up with a guy saying I owed him money in a game of craps.
[crowd screaming]
Well, let them see me now!
I can't speak for them, of course, but I'll do my best.
is making other girls with California dreams Roy-ally jealous!
Really? Yeah. It's wild.
are gentle but virile olive branches in these divided times.
[guest 1] Spoke to my friend at Kinoscope. He said the movie's a disaster.
And it's all in here? Yes.
Let... Let me explain... We were gonna make movies together.
Double shot of tequila. Water, darling.
Bigger than this.
[rings]
I know just the guy to play him. You just build the movie around him.
they're gonna pour acid on my pussy.
Come on. Come on, come on. You know it.
I think what's happened is my assistant has put me under my stage name,
[whipping] [grunting, moaning]
First mark is where you say the line, "Hello, college,"
Only question is, what do we do about Fay Zhu?
He's even more embarrassing than she is. Fucking idiot.
[breathing heavily]
You want me to use this chalk? Make the mark bigger for you?
Kinoscope's reteaming the firecracker from Jersey
And people dance in movies and people die in movies.
I fucking hate that.
They're all high down there. Maybe they won't care.
I don't know what you're upset about. I don't understand Hungarian.
[chattering, children shouting in distance]
I'm Manuel.
Bigger than my life. Bigger than scooping elephant shit.
I shouldn't have asked you to help me.
[shouting in Spanish]
Wallach's already thinking about dumping her.
You're not better than me!
"I don't see how you can marry someone who paints his face."
So be it.
Don't worry, I'll be there the whole time. See you Friday.
We roll now! We roll!
He's two floors down! Follow me!
Okay, it's my only job. From now on.
Let it go. Let it... Hey! Hey, I got it!
Think you could hold for two beats for tears gushing?
And you're invited to the party.
Te amo mare
[chicken squawking]
I was hoping I could introduce the two of you.
Also the most expensive. [knocks on door]
You know, for the music and the poetry.
[dramatic music continues]
[elephant trumpets] [screaming]
[guest 1] It's the end, I'm telling you. It's the end for all of 'em.
Send him to the Warners' Theatre to see the premiere and have him report back.
[Nellie] Tell me why.
So we bring Sidney to Kinoscope, whatever he costs.
Sí.
Uh... Jack. How was Europe?
How did you get into music, Mr. Palmer?
To be part of something important,
Okay. Okay, Lloyd, ready to go again?
Listen to me, I'm here for you. It's you and me.
Way to go, Jack!
Move that microphone 45 degrees, okay?
Listen, there's no good way to say this...
This is my husband-to-be, Manny Torres.
over and over again, until God knows when.
Hey, you do a great job. What's the best tip you've ever received?
Hey, baby grand.
They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel."
[horn honking]
How do you boys do?
Okay. Forgive the ask. This is nuts.
Well, I do miss him.
Do you think George Eliot was better as a novelist or a poet, Nell?
[brakes screeching]
[speaks Cantonese]
Where's the Mexican? Wake up, wake up.
[glass shatters]
I am.
[Nellie] Dad, I have an idea.
[Jack] Thank you.
Would you like to meet him?
[excited chattering]
Looks like he struck out with a girl he was seeing.
Very good. I am sorry.
I'm still learning this new language.
I'm doing okay.
Oh, I see you right there, you little Shylock dickface.
Oh, yeah? What kind of camera?
[sniffs]
Naturally, I always knew my daughter had it in her.
Don't come back! [laughing continues]
Mucho gusto. Drinks?
"Common and uncouth though she may be,
I'm so excited for you. You're gonna love him!
But this?
[sighs]
Right.
[actor] Beautiful, isn't she?
♪ But I don't mind Because it's hers ♪
Do you like ice cream?
Thank you for that.
[Max] What happened? She blew the valves.
They're more like a collaboration between Sidney and me.
Adios. Bye.
Are you okay with March 17th for the premiere?
[The Count coughs]
Can you ask Wallach to give us more King Bubbly, por favor?
Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.
Well, hello, college. [sneezes]
Yeah, she's the one having sex with the ice sculpture.
I'm staying, Manny. I'm not moving. No, no, no, no.
No. No.
it's something even more important than life.
Yeah, Pathé wants me.
[door hinge squeaking]
Wilson, bring that cash.
Okay, what the fuck is your prob... What is your name?
But for real people on the ground, it means something.