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- we aren't giving you anything. get out!
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i may be a man now,
nothing wrong with it--freeze!
you ask me, that's a lot more than the $5 my company charges.
sorry, guys. my daddy needs me right now.
listening to all her stupid problems.
now say, "i'm a dork and i deserve what's coming to me."
* like blondie check out my chrissie behind *
'cause bitches can't be trusted with it.
is known as "the pimp,"
i'll treat you right, bitch.
and write a poem, kyle.
get away from all this.
you've got little boys all over school
Gwen!
- butters, i think you should reconsider this.
he's gotta sit there and listen
- damn, dude, you made all that money off of chicks?
- boy, oh, boy! this sure is great!
i have four girls at the moment,
- butters, what's happened to you?
- be right there.
it took me a long time to find you.
- i'm telling you, guys, it's the most genius idea
- the game is how you treat the bitches,
- sellin' kisses?
my bottom bitch keeps a database of all our customers.
there's guys with kissing companies all over the country!
while the working women are referred to
- hey, fellas! would anyone like a coupon?
you are under arrest for soliciting prostitution!
- butters, can't you see this is wrong?
simply can't afford the $5 for a kiss.
lots a girls switchin' over to him.
* i'm goin' down to south park, gonna have myself a time *
- he's an asshole.
i finally did it.
- sure, scott! even if you got diabetes!
a little sunshine.
You are under arrest for soliciting prostitution!
jeez. i'm gonna start having lots of responsibilities soon.
- butters, dude! - what?
- i love 'em, darling.