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i just told this pimp i was his bitch now.
- senator morris?
bitch got to think that's
* humble folks without temptation *
- butters, i really think we should talk.
- oh. well, all i'm sayin',
come on, you sissies, i can fit more of you!
- i've got to tell you, i-i don't do this kind of thing very often.
there's gonna be family and bills to start worryin' about.
- [lisping] she'll kiss anybody?
that means if anyone should be bottom bitch, it's me.
just look at this!
- huh? why? - i'm not falling for it!
but if you don't show up for work at all,
- course!
- no way!
i gotta know what it feels like.
to the baseball field after school
so, kayla and ashley, you take turns there.
- do you keep any record
- all right, buddy,
approval for two housing loans and tax exempt status.
- what?
boy, kyle was right, sally!
whatcha doing, bitch, just givin' kisses to stan for free?
we would like to welcome you to manhood.
[WES MOANING]
it's just that... when i see real love,
for oral and anal sex with a prostitute!
you are under arrest for stealing a book
- aw, hell, dad, i got lots of girlfriends.
Bitch, you update your motherfucking game?
my legs are numb.
to her stupid motherfucking problems 'cause she kisses him.
any girl that sells more than 20 kisses gets...
but i can't do kisses before school.
that is another sunshine sticker for you.